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hey fellow starkids!!!
SO CINDERELLAS CASTLE DIGITAL TICKET IS OUT KAHDOABDKSHUSE
have not seen it yet and prob won’t buy it right away but i would like to know from any folks who have seen the digital ticket what the content warnings/possible triggers are just so i know if i can watch it with one of my friends :)
ty y’all and i wish you guys a very good Cinderella’s Castle day
Pitstop in Hatchetfield is so funny I'm literally dying
James: "Ruth and Richie... I don't know, I feel like they have luck on their side."
Jeff: "THEY BOTH DIED-"
LOOK AT HIM 🗣️🗣️
(sorry for the absolutely horrific pic quality lmao 😭)
He's absolutely SERVING!!! Just look at him!!!!
Jeff needs to wear eyeliner more often because he looks so unbelievably cunty /pos
Here's your daily picture of Jon Matteson
My best friend and I have like 100 pictures like this (and I hate to admit that I'm Jeff in absolutely all of them)
Here's your daily picture of Jon Matteson
You're Gary freaking Goldstein!!
If you guys live in or around New Jersey, come give us a look!!
jeff blim stream moment: join us and die is very feral
also up on youtube!
got bored so me and @bestbeeking played the Oregon trail and we named everyone after the characters :P we died lol
sorry for the glare, it says
"Here lies Jack Bauer"
"this was gods fault, damn him to hell"
people could never get how much I love The Character(s).
like I want to put them in jars throw them in the ocean put them in a trash compacter stab them several times and study them under a microscope pick them up in my hand and squeeze them until their eyes pop out
these are all good things because I am mentally ill about The Character(s) and I just want to rotate them in my mind at a high velocity
I was scrolling the starkid website/store as one does and I saw this...
IS THIS FR DOES IT HAVE THE FULL VERSIONS OF THE SONGS???????/
does anybody have this and if so is it any good??
Update:
Add Professor Hidgens to that list
The only polyamorous people I care about are are @karsinogen and Tommyinnit.
In that order, I don’t make the rules.
I'm shaking with anticipation for the name drop of Jeff's wizard guy!!!!!!!
Rewatching Nightmare Time and listing things that aren't appreciated enough (1)
The Hatchetfield Ape-Man
the British accents
Joey staying in character as Konk while muted pre-twist
Hidgens hating the British (seriously, this feels like something we need to talk about more)
"It's hopeless, Ted. You never learned how to yes-and!"
Jeff portraying Chumby as an actual ape-man by putting on a fuzzy vest that matches his hair color
Watcher World
Watcher World has a snack literally called eye candy, I want it.
All of Blinky's park characters, just, they're all so good.
Blinky's sniggles living in pure agony even compared to other sniggles.
The Papa Sniggle glasses.
Quiplash being described as a teen aphrodisiac
Madam Iris gets a distinct mention from the other park characters.
Blinky taking a moment aside from his murder plot to kiss Bill and tell him he loves him.
barker!Blinky being the objectively best Blinky voice.
"And Blinky can't stand this contrived sappy-dappy bullshit!" <- me when I'm watching something and no one's died in a while
James miming the gooey blood gushing from Blinky's wound.
Rewatching Nightmare Time and listing things that aren't appreciated enough (2)
Forever and Always
The fact that at least this version of Hidgens can legal officiate weddings.
Sylvia, seriously, we need to talk about this character more.
The shitty fan metaphor.
Paul refuses to live a life without cheese.
"It's the cheapest place in town without bed bugs, it wasn't rocket science, Ema."
"She doesn't love you!" "WHO KNOWS I JUST MET HIM, HE SEEMS ALRIGHT!"
Corey, on mute, dabbing his eye with a hankie at the ending like he did at the beginning.
Time Bastard
Hidgens is in some way utensiphilic and has somehow had relations with Siri, also, this was enough to make TED uncomfortable.
Jeff being the best Tinky (fight me)
The fact that the future CCRP never considered the fact that people would want to screw a perfectly obedient artificial humanoid that could look like anyone (This might actually be the most unrealistic Hatchetfield thing ever)
Joey's overall extra hammy performance this episode.
Nick's unique ending narration that almost gives the vibe that Tinky is the one telling the story.
It happens when Bill wins the plushie in the strength test game, Blinky (as the barker) says he's proud, kisses him on the cheek and says he loves Bill
Rewatching Nightmare Time and listing things that aren't appreciated enough (1)
The Hatchetfield Ape-Man
the British accents
Joey staying in character as Konk while muted pre-twist
Hidgens hating the British (seriously, this feels like something we need to talk about more)
"It's hopeless, Ted. You never learned how to yes-and!"
Jeff portraying Chumby as an actual ape-man by putting on a fuzzy vest that matches his hair color
Watcher World
Watcher World has a snack literally called eye candy, I want it.
All of Blinky's park characters, just, they're all so good.
Blinky's sniggles living in pure agony even compared to other sniggles.
The Papa Sniggle glasses.
Quiplash being described as a teen aphrodisiac
Madam Iris gets a distinct mention from the other park characters.
Blinky taking a moment aside from his murder plot to kiss Bill and tell him he loves him.
barker!Blinky being the objectively best Blinky voice.
"And Blinky can't stand this contrived sappy-dappy bullshit!" <- me when I'm watching something and no one's died in a while
James miming the gooey blood gushing from Blinky's wound.
Rewatching Nightmare Time and listing things that aren't appreciated enough (3)
Jane's A Car
the opening music video, most of them are at least a little underrated, but this one is both a banger and hilarious
Jeff's literature professor character, who, as far as I'm concerned, after his treatment became the principal of Hachetfield High
All the double entendre in the first half of the story
The "Intimate" joke at the start, and also Paulkins
Call back to Santa Claus Is Goin' To High School
Tom actually gets it on with his possessed car, I know that's he joke, but we really should take a moment to process this fully.
The car puns from both Tom and Jane ("behind my back seat", "drives me crazy")
For that matter, the whole plot is a backseat driver joke
The way Jamie and Kim did that last line
The Witch In The Web
Pamela is an awful person but I commend her choice in men
The fact that the mantra of the Hachetmen is literally Sam Reimi's three laws of horror
Wiley's jacket is stolen from one of the alternate timeline Holloway's he's murdered
Willabella's monster form is likely a reference to the other mother from Coraline
The credits track is basically a distrack Webby wrote for her brothers
Rewatching Nightmare Time and listing things that aren't appreciated enough (5)
Perky's Buds
This is Grace's first on-screen appearance and it literally starts with her being sprayed with shit.
Gabe feels like he was also supposed to be NPMD somehow but got lost along the day in the writing room. And for as funny as it is, I wish Jeff got a bit more to do than cameo.
The Metzgers being one of the best examples of a horror hillbilly family. Especially Dylan as Bob
The fact Ziggy just refers to them as "those republicans"
"tig ol' bitties"
The fact that the plot is a marijuana themed retelling of Animal Farm.
The ending song showing that Ziggy is only good at traditional graphic design and not digital.
Abstinence Camp
How good Corey looks while smoking a cigar
"I'd like to have an intelligent conversation with you, in other words, shut up."
A classic decapitation-bate joke
"Well, if you two can't keep your hands to yourselves, I'll cut'em off!" We always talk about Boy Jerry's goofy threats but we don't talk about this enough
Pete owns a shake-weight
Ted's jazz mag saves the day, let that sink in.
Assigning Starkids to Spooky Month characters
Kevin - Jon Matteson
Dexter Erotoph - Jeff Blim
Michelle Erotoph - Jaime Lyn Beatty
Patty Azure - Mariah Rose Faith Casillas
Jack - Corey Dorris
Rick Hedony - Dylan Saunders
Jaune - Lauren Lopez
Aaron - Joey Richter
Costume Guy - James Tolbert
Ignacio - Curt Mega
Radford - Jae Hughes
Carmen - Kim Whalen
