At This Point Q!pac Must Have Some Like Fainting Problems Or Something With How Often His Stuff Crashes

at this point q!pac must have some like fainting problems or something with how often his stuff crashes

like finding him face down somewhere is normal at this point

people can keep coming up with angsty headcanons about why qPac passes out (crashes) so much- like he's got low blood pressure from not eating properly or he's exhausted from not sleeping properly- and I accept that

but to me he's just that one character in a kids movie that keeps getting injured as a gag. like he's just constantly tripping over roots and whacking his head off the ground, birds just constantly seem to drop rocks specifically on his head, people just keep inexplicably slamming doors into his face without realising it. qPac is just such a cartoon character to me I'm sorry

OHOHOHOHO THATS BEAUTIFUL BUT OH MY GODSDD THEYRE SO FUCKEF UPPPP

hold a Geiger counter up to fitmc and it just starts going crazy

Netanyahu should kill himself today

We need more silly things about Phil and Mike both having canon goddess wives

They deserve to be silly about it