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Since c can't sleep because it has so many things going on constantly cuz it has to watch over like everyone and make sure no one's disobeying the rules. It it struggles with keeping enough energy and since it is a bear like figure/entity that's a issue so to compromise it it tends to sleep in its other form aka chayanne which would explain why he sleeps so much.

Alternatively this song as chayanne and c's relationship in the classic possession where one person is just flooding outside the body in the other is controlling the body doing shit c being the left side and chayanne being a more kid appropriate version of the right side

Spoilers for philzs latest qsmp . Vod/stream

This is just a 3:13 thought that I had after finishing his video. I followed her. As for any misspelling, is there maybe? I'm using the microphone off my phone. And it is incredibly late, and I should be in bed. But it said I'm writing this,

This is a reminder for all the lovely crows. Most avians tend to go incredibly mad when left without their children turning more aggressive. The longer they are part and being the left with what is basically a threat, their children are dead. As well as most bird Species not doing well and confinement, with no one socializing with causing them to have depression and all source of other birdie and illnesses.

With that being said, I think philza is doing well, don't you?

Pssssst. Any fitpac hc’s?

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Oof, I don't have much. I have my general hc abt Fit, that mb suffice? I hc that when there's something unknown/dangerous Fit touches it with his mechanical hand. But when it's something/someone he trust he usually touches them with his normal hand, cuz he feels safe. And he only touches Pac with his normal hand when supporting him. And Pac really likes it.

Hmmm, mb Pac and Fit are still very clumsy around each other, yet Pac still wants to show affection. So when Fit is distracted, he takes his robotic hand in his. 2b2t veteran doesn't, actually feel anything in his arm, so Pac doesn't disturb him, yet feels a little bit closer. Fit isn't very experienced with love and feelings in general, so once he sees it, he seemingly ignores it, but internally screams.

Also prosthetic buddy! Both have some trauma with it. Pac's leg being eaten, (hc) Fit having to amputate his own arm with no anesthesia. Fit doesn't tell about that.

And plus, Pac e Mike know abt 2b2t and how terrible it is, but they don't know how bad it is. Like, the eternal fights, explosions, withers, betrayals ect. Fit never tells them, even in private. He still has problems with trust, so he doesn't open up much. Pac feels it a bit, but can't force his "roommate" To tell.

(Also, it's so freaking funny that Philza goes full historian mode on Frubbo, them going to date and calls them "friends", "comrades", but once he sees Fitpac just talking he screams "KIIIISS".

I don't know if this is what you wanted, but it's all I've got ☺ Thank you for asking ☺

With all this hcs about Philza perching on people he trusts, I think I have some fun contribution. I've heard that birds have a special reflex/muscle that prevents the fall when birdies sleep.

So imagine Philza perching on, for example, Fit and falling asleep after a few hours of talking. 2b2t veteran understands it and lets him perch for a bit, but once he tries to take Phil down or brush him off, he just can't. No matter how hard he tries. And only after Philza wakes up Fit can continue with work.

Crow father always apologizes, but everyone finds it adorable.

Until we meet again.....

(Happy Halloween btw)

I haven't watched purgatory streams cuz I am too busy rn, but here's some hcs

- Only emotionally charged scars stay on the body. Like both Phil and Fit have their scars because they felt so betrayed. The other wounds heal with respawn.

- Fit thought that Pac not only helped to kill him, but also agreed to be a bait to lure 2b2t veteran in a trap. After this "betrayal" Fit's eyes change.

- as a dumbahh who watched arcane, I really like the idea of eye changing with emotional stability. Like powder — blue/grey eyes, Jinx — pink eyes. So I have a HC that after the incident Fit's usually brown eyes change to almost toxic green eyes.

- Fit has severe PTSD about 2b2t. The betrayal triggered it and now he doesn't trust people.

- also Fit has 2b2t gravured in his prosthetic arm/gauntlet.

- every time étoiles kills someone, they have a star shaped scar.

- Phil has star shaped scar. Also the majority of his scars from nightmare and code fight. Also some from earth smp.

- Phil had a very speedy, flying oriented battle type. Now he has a different fighting skills, but likes to attack from above (using paraglider)

- Fit's battle skills are way more grounded, he puts way more force in his punches and swings. He also used to fight with only gauntlets/bare hands, so he's a master of hand-to-hand combat.

- Étoiles is just a goat, but he's something in between. He's also very grounded, but is jumpy.

- Roier is a funny but quiet kid, when it comes to battles. Nobody expects it, but he's a pro. He's super good at breaking through shields and at unarming opponent.

- Fit and Phil train together, and it's fun. But sometimes when crowza accidentally triggers PTSD, Fits fighting style suddenly changes. He now doesn't fight to better his skills, he fights to survive. His punches become more chaotic and heavy. They both apologize later.

- Jaiden is literally "I'm a helpless little girl. And j set the building on fire by accident, tooootaly by accident. Also I brought this dynamite. Goodbye:)" And then everything blows up. She's the epitome of "act weak when you're strong".

- Pol (i sadly haven't watched any of his streams cuz of language barrier, but I think he deserves more recognition) only pretends being oblivious and indifferent towards federation. Like he's the first person from all frozen members to remember his past and cooperate with cucurucho.

- I kinda feel like Rubius is one of the old residents of the island.

- Aypierre is Ayanami Rei (/j but I honestly don't understand his lore. I use Tumblr as a news channel and I still don't know what happened to Pierre. Is he ayrobot? Do they now share a body???)

- after the nether Forevers hair go to shoulders.

- Rubius once was just a man. He was an original old resident. After a few years of working with people on the server he was promoted to an angel/devil entity. For it was funny at first, but soon enough it became boring, cuz he wasn't allowed to interact with people apart giving them quests. So he disguised himself as a man and left the island. Later he came back on train with everyone. For escaping and messing with people, giving them illegal stuff ect he was demoted and "fell from heaven". (This HC has literally no reasons, but I like it.

- Carre likes to stretch like a cat.

- team bollas sleep close to each other, but don't go under blankets, cuz in their base there's literal lava above the celling.

- Fit is severely touch starved but he doesn't always trusts enough. During qsmp he became more affectionate, and started to initiate touching. He always puts his hand of someone's shoulder to comfort them (baby steps). I don't feel like after purgatory this stays like that.

- it's not my headcanon, but I adore when people draw Bagi muscular. Like, I dunno why. But I love it so much.

- Missa is a real skeleton, so when death duo reunited for the first time, Phil literally detached wet cat's skull from the neck, yelling "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN"

- Some people have things that represent their close ones. Phil has skull, trinket (is it how it called?) of his kids on his back, flowers from forever, star keychain from étoiles and a bomb from Fit. Fit has Philza's feather, a necklace with a pacman on it, a bolt from Tubbo, and Ramon modifies his arm a lot. Ect ect.

- waaaay back when Slime went on a rampage after Juana's death, Fit called him to a tête-à-tête dialogue. At first he pushed Slime to the tree and put elbow on his neck, but during Charlie's monologue he let his guard down and even wanted to place his hand on the shoulder. Yet before that they were interrupted by Roier. (Also Charlie asking advice and trusting Fit all this time was quite sweet. Like, he even asked advice when dead eggs came back)

- during purgatory Phil balances himself with weapons.

- Charlie always suspected CodeFlippa wasn't the real one, but he deliberately chose to ignore that. Ignorance is a blessing.

- gladiator by Jann but Étoiles, you see what I see???

- Phil and Fit are terrible sleep bros. When they went to adventures with kids and had to sleep in the open, Fit couldn't sleep, listening to players steps, and Phil tried to figure out mobs. Also they play footsie (they said it on one stream, this is cannon. I really dunno are they besties or homos anymore)

- one of the ways to know if an avian on the server is sick is to see how their feathers react to water. If I'm correct, irl birds have a special stuff on them to not get wet. Only birds with sickness appear to be wet (mb not all birds are like that, I don't remember)

- just "are we still sisters?" Dialogue from arcane but Bagi and Cellbit

- everyone has bags under the eyes

That's all for now.

This one won't be in a form of any cohesive drabble. It's a mix of truth and hcs

Imagine how Fit feels. He, the man of 2b2t and constant betrayal, where survival mastered the most, stayed behind, loosing precious time to escape safely, only to stay with Ramon. As much as I thought Fit would fully revert to his old self, but his progress is still there. He desperately tried to break the block below to get his son out of this hell. Then the Eye spoke. Ramon wasn't dumb, he knew what's happening. He placed his last signs "bye dad. Give them hell".

"I will...I will!!" Fit said, running away. No, he couldn't allow himself leave with his baby boy.

He ran back. "Ramon!! Ramon!" He screamed. As the rocks fell, giving veteran a concussion and breaking his prosthetic arm, he started. Spitting blood, he tried to put his hand on the glass, where Ramon can place it. But there was no Ramon. His son was once again ripped away from him, so he had to run. Bleeding, he ran as fast as he can.

Imagine how much survivor's guilt he feels, being able to save only Bagi. The murderer, the untrusting war criminal, who taught himself to put his own life and safety first, yelled "I can save people! " After his best friend and member of morning crew landed, unable to fly again. Imagine how much Fit changed, risking his own safety and live, to save at least one person. Then imagine how much he despises himself for not thinking of Dapper first. Veteran might've saved someone, but in one big boom he probably lost his son and love. And he wasn't alone. He doesn't want to believe his baby boy made in heaven is gone, but this thought will eat him alive.

Now this is a totally hcs territory. There's no proof in lore, but I wanna.

Fit has already stated that he won't cry, while his on stream. This is a gift from the past, because to cry is to show a vulnerability, and to show vulnerability is to get trapped, killed, tricked, destroyed. So I imagine this veteran to show his distress in other way. He didn't built the gym for nothing. Back on island, he destroyed. He punched a punching bag or burned the ship down, but it was his only way of relief and coping (kind of like this) . So now, on the ship, when all memories of purgatory, Pac, Forever saying "don't get emotional about it", his lost friends, but most importantly, Ramon, he started to punch everything he could with his normal, human arm. He doesn't care if he'll break his knuckles, it would be better, honestly. Maybe physical pain will supersede his psychological one.

Imagine Fit, alone, on the stern, watching whatever happened to the island. Imagine Fit start to punch the railings, the floor, everything his hand could reach.

There's when my second hc comes out. I had this HC for a long time, but had no situation to put it in.

Fit didn't change anything about his arm, because it was the only thing he had left of Ramon. This is why it broke during the earthquake. Now it was hanging limp like yolk, reminding of son he couldn't save, good life he couldn't have, and the past he had. For me prosthetic arm represents a lot of things, but mostly his past on 2b2t and his mission. So imagine Fit looking at the knuckles on his left hand that had "2 b 2 t" Gravured on it. Imagine him being so overwhelmed with guilt, pain and flashbacks ripping his own arm away, punching it, trying to break it to get all the pain away (again an arcane example. Not quite as teary but you get the idea. TW flashing colors). But God bless Ramon for making his arm ultra durable. So he just keeps punching his past, his duty, purgatory, only hurting himself more. No one could say now, if these tears were because of damaged skull, bleeding shoulder and hip, pulsing with ache in his knuckles or a psychological breakdown.

After calming down as much as he could, and put his armed back on, he limped in the main place, where everyone surviving were. Their backs are turned away from the entrance.

"But the most important question. Where is Fred?" Tubbo said, jokingly.

But Fit wasn't in the mood for jokes. Pushing someone away he limped to his fellow morning crew member. "We potentially lost our kids, and the only thing that you think about is your f_ck boy?" Veteran used all his left self control to not raise his hand on Tubbo, but he was pulled away.

So here they are. The only surviving, losing so much, but still alive, praying that maybe, somehow the eggs are fine.

people can keep coming up with angsty headcanons about why qPac passes out (crashes) so much- like he's got low blood pressure from not eating properly or he's exhausted from not sleeping properly- and I accept that

but to me he's just that one character in a kids movie that keeps getting injured as a gag. like he's just constantly tripping over roots and whacking his head off the ground, birds just constantly seem to drop rocks specifically on his head, people just keep inexplicably slamming doors into his face without realising it. qPac is just such a cartoon character to me I'm sorry

i like to imagine that the original team bolas still met once in a while after purgatory. they'd been through much, how could they possibly let go of the bonds that literally and metaphorically held them together through hell?

but as time passed, their meetings grow less frequent. routine takes over as they welcome new guests, take care of the eggs, and learn new mechanics.

slowly, purgatory just feels like a nightmare that passed months ago. was it even real?

but it feels real when baghera wakes up in the middle of the night, squawking for someone she called dad.

it feels real when cellbit waits, not knowing he's waiting for a funny quip from charlie or carre. he doesn't remember when was the last time he saw either of them.

it feels real when foolish turns to make a funny remark at jaiden, but she's not there anymore. at least this time it wasn't with a pile of her own bodies left in her wake.

it feels real when phil is struggling to maintain control over his own mind, grasping on to his children to remind himself of what kept him going through literal hell.

it was hell.

and it was real.

with the amount of corrupting that's happening to different islanders (see: etoiles, badboyhalo, philza), it's a wonder why the federation hasn't done anything about it. do they think this is normal, that it's all part and parcel of life on quesadilla island?

or are they complicit, and it's just part of their experiments?

the eggs are the babies, the kids, the children of the island. but what island requires these children to wear armor at all times? to learn the skills of combat? to have to know the horrors of being kidnapped and sent to a different dimension?

what kind of island causes parents to bury their own children?

thinking about how even if phil returns today all better (which may not be likely), the cracks in trust between him and the eggs would still be there.

it would be there in the way tallulah backs up a bit when phil raises his voice even slightly, even if it was for a joke or a bit.

it would be there in the way chayanne moves in front of tallulah protectively even though phil isn't making any moves to hit them.

it would be there, because even though the ender king wasn't phil, he still looked like him.

I just have so many headcanons to share XDDD like how chat is canon right? They all have Federation communicators, which activate upon waking up, hense the log-in notification!

And how the parents would text to their child right? What if the Eggs all had pagers? From back in the day! Bit of a vintage feel XD

honestly chat being canon just makes qsmp even more like the Truman Show. which is so wonderful :)

ohhh i don't think i ever heard the pagers headcanon. but it's sick!

personally i love the headcanon that the eggs do sign language (obv for the humanoid characterisations of the eggs)!

badboyhalo and foolish are my favorite dynamic rn. they just give "immortal minor deities who have known each other for too long" vibes. every time they talk to each other it's like "why the fuck are you still here" "why do I always have to end up in the same universe as you" but they trust each other with their kids and their lives. dapper and leo chasing each other as their parents argue yet again, completely unbothered because they know they love each other.

Bad is just used to Leo sneaking over at this point, and makes Foolish come all the way over to get her instead of sending her back, that way he can trick foolish into going on adventures with all of them

foolish and dapper playing pranks on bad + bad and leo playing pranks on foolish. nephew/niece bonding time. I can go on and on about their dynamic I love them. They're besties your honor

Ok so… who is richarlison looking like to because you know he has fi-no six dad’s. Is it Big papa forever or weird maniac cellbit? Because their the one’s that pass the most time with him.

along the lines of the "eggs changing to look like their parents" headcanon, Tallulah slowly looking more and more like Phil the longer Wilbur is gone

in fact, both of Phil's kids not looking like their other parents anymore because they're never around