You Know How In The Russian Accent They Replace W With V.

You know how in the Russian accent they replace w with v.

Example: instead of water it pronounced vater

So does that mean that vodka's pronounced wodka?

@martuzzio for your space outlaw au (which I love by the way) you know our resident mumbo k jumbo. What would happen in a situation where he just sort of snaps. Would he live up to the k in his name? Because I feel like that would be terrifying to anyone who's on the receiving end of his wrath and the other hermit's who probably either haven't seen him angry or rarely do.

Seduces you with cheese

Do you think if someone stayed submerged in the Lazarus pit long enough they could turn into a baby?

What if the name Carson is just Short for commit arson

If you stab a cereal box are you a serial killer?