I Just Tried To Wipe My Shadow Off My Paper Like How You Wipe Eraser Bits Off Your Paper

I just tried to wipe my shadow off my paper like how you wipe eraser bits off your paper

Seduces you with cheese

Batman vs technoblade

Who would win?

You are a bony bony bag of water.

-my dad

Is c!awesamdude afraid of cats? Cuz he is a creeper.

The red banquet was actually really funny when you think about it. Cuz it was just like ah but we have our own surprise.

Eggpire: we're going to kill you

Guests: ah but we have our own surprise we have weapons in this here chest

Eggpire: ah but we have our own surprise we have a traitor on our side

Guests: ah but we have our own surprise we have bombs

Eggpire: ah but we have our own surprise the egg is resistant to bombs

Guests: ah but we have our own surprise we can smite the egg with lighting

Eggpire: ah but we have our own surprise the egg is to powerful for your puny lighting and we're executing you

Guests: ah but we have our own surprise we have the three most powerful people on the server on our side and an angry sheep lady

Eggpire: well sh*t.

Meanwhile Ranboo watching this whole thing from the rafters: *insert random endermen sounds that probably mean something*