OHHH NEVERMIND I THOUGHT YOU MEANT THE N WORD "HARD R" Still Disgusting Though, I Hated That Scene Sm

OHHH NEVERMIND I THOUGHT YOU MEANT THE N WORD "HARD R" 😭😭 still disgusting though, i hated that scene sm

Tell me I'm wrong cuz HOLY SHIT that boy has game

To further prove my point, I've seen him getting shipped with Dracula, Lyudmil, succubus, Death, Annette, Simon, Carmilla, Yoko etc

been feeling horrible lately!!! ❤️ my friends have been completely eager in their continuation to treat my favourite character like a sex object, and now the only topic that makes me happy anymore has been tainted when it comes to talking about him to my friends!

absolutely amazing, how disgustingly sexual their words can be in general, and now they've dumbed my comfort character into "the BDSM man". when i try talking about him again, they make sexual jokes about him.

i'm tired of it all. i don't want to hear these jokes anymore. i don't like sexual jokes but that's simply their sense of humor, and i don't know how else to talk to them except begrudgingly match their energy, and it's not like we share the same hyperfixation for them to do the same to me.

everyone talks about their problems to me., too. someone on the bus talked about their issues and sexual experiences to me. i don't care. i don't fucking care, you worthless piece of shit. i hope you die. i hope you drown in your sorrows. i don't care. i haven't cared. it's hard to care. i hope you stop talking forever. i hope you leave me alone so i can feel free and enjoy the things i enjoy again. i don't know why you're saying these things to me. i have better things to do. i can't do anything about your situation, and frankly, i don't see what gratification either of us get; from you telling this to me, and from me hearing it from you.

i just want to talk about the things i like :(

(tldr; i haven't been able to simply talk about my interests around my friends without one of them making some joke out of it, usually a sexual one too. also an acquaintance of mine dumped their drug and relationship problems on the bus to me yesterday)

@tapeworm-brain

the silly goofies

a bit of a rant under the cut because i JUST noticed this parallel and i feel. Not very good.

Ohhhhh. My God.

I just noticed this fucking parallel in music class last week and now I'm rocking back and forth, mentally breaking apart like that one stupid Stewie Griffin GIF. This one just confuses me as a whole.

Honestly, I've felt this way for a while, but I feel as if the team behind NFCV really wanted to adapt literally any other Castlevania game besides the one they were specifically supposed to adapt. I know that probably sounds really obvious, but at the same time, isn't that just proving my point?

The people behind NFCV clearly didn't care about Dracula's Curse. Alucard's outfit is from SOTN, Trevor's design as a whole is easily comparable to Judgement, and hell, they even used fucking Bloody Tears as one of the songs to put in this show! Bloody Tears, a song from Castlevania 2, in an adapation about Castlevania 3!

And now, this. A direct parallel to the cover of Castlevania 1. Well, this is obviously intentional, because how in the Allfather could this be a coincidence?

I could say that the showrunners were experiencing some nostalgia high or some shit and just decided to make everything in their adaptation about CV3 resemble CV1, but I know too damn well that the showrunners couldn't give a single crumb of wall meat about the game series they were adapting. Hell, Bloody Tears? In a CV3 adaptation? When CV3 has gems like Aquarius and Mad Forest? 'Tis beginning to feel less like they care about Castlevania so much, to the point that they'd dogpile any reference to the other games they can whilst still adapting the game they should have been adapting... and more like they just didn't bother to check which songs and references were from what games.

I mean, i'm not necessarily complaining. It's nice that they referenced a Castlevania game here, but all the while, couldn't they just... I don't know, maybe reference the one they were adapting? I guess it could be because CV1 is easily one of the most recognizable Classicvanias (I mean, it IS the game that started it all...), but couldn't they redraw the CV3 box art instead?

I mean, come ON! Look at this damn thing! It's awesome! All the characters get their seperate spotlights, the poses have diversity, and it just looks fucking cool.

Considering how well-known Trevor, Sypha, and Alucard are in NFCV as being the "main trio" or whatever, and considering how much pride the show takes in their rather poor attempt at the 'teamwork makes the dream work' genre, and just taking in the fact that Dracula's Curse is literally the epitome of Friendship Is Magic-ness, it would have been so much better to have a cover for Season 1 starring all the damned characters in it, besides Trevor and Dracula. Just, if your show is meant to have multiple protagonists, why not show it in a much more dynamic and effective way, that actually puts the game you're making a show out of into the spotlight?

also just never do my main man simon like that again okay? okay thank you

so this is basically their dynamic, in short

coffee and cream that hasn't been stirred