Personality Wise He's Definitely The Youngest Idk About Yall

Personality wise he's definitely the youngest idk about yall

I guess that confirms that Simeon is older than Lucifer, after all. And I'm willing to bet that Michael is also older than him, though I'm not sure Lucifer ever considered him a brother like he did with Simeon.

I just can't picture Michael as younger than them, honestly. And I always viewed Simeon as the older one, so I'm pretty happy with this.

To think that Lucifer might be the youngest out of the trio... 🥲

So I don’t normally do this but I had a 7 hour drive yesterday and got *really* bored. I had a lot of Thorin meta in my head so I decided to sort of speak it aloud as if talking to an audience as a way to sort my thoughts. I’ll definitely write up the stuff that’s here, but if anyone is bored enough to literally listen to an hour of my voice rambling about Thorin, dragon sickness, and Bagginshield, then maybe you’ll enjoy this!

Edit: If you want the short and sweet, skip to Part 3. By then my thoughts are more organized. Part 1 is a bit of a mess to be honest >.<

Demon Brothers in order of least to most hygienic

Tbh this wouldn't leave my brain, explanation/ reason also listed. You can try to change my mind but not really.

1.) Leviathan- You can't convince me he doesn't smell the worst/ shower the least of the seven. Once he gets his hand on the latest manga or gaming obsession this dude does not leave his room. He will stay locked in front of his console until he gets all the achievements and checks all the forums. One time his brothers thought they could starve him out but he has an emergency stash of rations so he can keep gaming/ reading/ watching anime. He'll even pee in empty energy cans just so he doesn't have to leave his room. Whenever he does finally leave his room after his latest binge whatever brother sees him first will shove him in the bathroom and spray him down, clothes and all. He has long sense accepted his fate.

2.) Belphegor- Its canon that whenever he does shower he has to start head first or he'll forget what parts of his body he's cleaned or hasn't cleaned (T_T). He values sleep above all else and sees shower as a chore he could go without doing for extended periods of time (why shower when all he does is sleep, its not like he's dirty). Beel will carry Belphie to the shower when his stench gets to be too much.

3.) Beelzebub- He's pretty physically active and after Fangol practice he does shower at the school. In the evening before bed he'll do a "quick" workout then start heading to the bathroom with the intent to shower but gets hungry on the way so he'll go to the kitchen to grab a quick snack and sort of forgets that he was supposed to shower. He'll notice the next day that he has a bit of funk and as long as if doesn't cut into his breakfast time he'll go an take a quick shower. If he doesn't have time he will wait till after Fangol practice.

4.) Lucifer- Mans is constantly busy with student council work and keeping track of his brothers antics. Between all his duties both inside and outside of RAD he barely has time to take care of himself. Barbatos will make a not so subtle comment about how Lucifer is Diavolo's right hand man and should hold himself as such in all aspects including but not limited to cleanliness. Lucifer takes the hint and showers.

5.) Satan- He has to be better than Lucifer at anything and everything. While his room might be a chaotic mess he does try to ensure he's cleaner than Lucifer. Sometimes when he gets hooked on a new book or detective show he'll start to neglect his basic needs but Asmo will quickly tell him he needs to go shower, even though he doesn't smell.

6.) Mammon- As a model he gets access to some free products from his photoshoots/ ads and ensures when he gets to his modeling gigs he's a fresh clean canvas for whatever the photographer has in mind. In between work he might feel a little lazy and miss a shower or two but nothing crazy. He still smells nice.

7.) Asmodeus- The cleanest and best smelling out of his brothers. Has access to a plethora or soaps and shampoos. He hates getting sweaty and dirty, will avoid it at all costs. Even when his doing his "extracurricular" activities he will be the first to jump into the shower afterwards. Even if he's spent the whole day indoors he showers/ bathes at least twice a day. In the evening he'll have a nice soak in his magic infused bathtub.

this is a cry for help lmfao keep boycotting

BAGGINSHIELD FIC RECS PART x??x 

*** ASEXUAL CHARACTER(S) EDITION ***

(please heed all authors’ tags/warnings)

EDIT: *Homesick by Margo_Kim. WIP. ace!bagginshield. everyone lives/nobody dies.

*‘Til Break of Day by bendingsignpost. oneshot. ace!bilbo and demi!thorin(i think so anyway!). bed-sharing, cuddling. pre-botfa.

Two of a Kind by Neyiea. short oneshot. modern au. asexual relationship, fluff. extremely adorable! Wedding night blues by Signe_chan. oneshot. post-botfa, marriage, ace!thorin, relationship negotiation, very mild angst. *until the red dawn breaks by lilithiumwords. oneshot. the middle-earth zombie apocalypse au you didn’t know you needed but you really need it! asexual relationship. Tangled by xxSparksxx. oneshot. post-botfa, ace!bilbo. thorin is wonderful in this (and demisexual i think). very mild angst. *The Noise Inside My Head by WuNsChKiNd89. oneshot, post-auj, asexual relationship. cuddling, sharing a bed, nightmares, emotional h/c.  *Righting Wrongs by diemarysues. series. fem!bagginshield. post-botfa. ace!thorin. thorin being a worrier, bilbo being a sweetheart, cuddling.

* = fave more of my fic recs dedicated to anonymoussong in gratitude for my demi!thorin icon <3

that wataru selfshipper trying to start drama in the tags is legitimately so so funny. i hope wataru breaks up with them and skips off to go kiss eichi on the lips