I Just Think That Eris Morn Is Someone Who Is Habitually Addicted To Sleeping With Her Coworkers/mentees/mentors/bosses.

i just think that eris morn is someone who is habitually addicted to sleeping with her coworkers/mentees/mentors/bosses. god forbid a woman have hobbies

is someone going to write crode getting down and dirty or do i have to do everything myself

hanging out with the hot goth girl polycule and it's honestly going great i honestly can't imagine a scenario where i don't end up getting laid here. hold on a second they want to me sit in a big cauldron of hot water for some reason can i call you back

eat your young

Chapter 1: starving, darling

Rating: Explicit

Relationship: Astarion/The Dark Urge

Characters: Astarion, The Dark Urge, Original Female Character(s), Bhaal (Mentioned)

Additional Tags: Named Female Dark Urge, Vampire Ascendant Astarion, Vampire Adoption, Consensual Mind Control, Explicit Sexual Content, Canon-Typical Violence, Dysfunctional Family, Implied/Referenced Domestic Violence, Implied Child Loss

Summary: The Vampire Ascendant of Baldur’s Gate and his Bhaalspawn bride decide to start a family of their own. In their foolish ignorance, they fail to realize that having a child is no different than crafting a blade only one of them can wield.

Read chapter 1 here on AO3!

pre-hellmouth eris’ fatal flaw is her enormous bleeding heart. do a mission with her, save her ass in battle, show an interest in and/or genuine kindness to her, and she’ll be yours even if it’s only for a little while

post-hellmouth eris’ fatal flaw is she’s now aware that her boundless love and easily-won adoration has a growing body count

i just think that eris morn is someone who is habitually addicted to sleeping with her coworkers/mentees/mentors/bosses. god forbid a woman have hobbies

"A meeting with the spider, is somehow anything but. " "Where oh where, pray tell, is your ghost?"