I Just Think That Eris Morn Is Someone Who Is Habitually Addicted To Sleeping With Her Coworkers/mentees/mentors/bosses.

i just think that eris morn is someone who is habitually addicted to sleeping with her coworkers/mentees/mentors/bosses. god forbid a woman have hobbies

pre-hellmouth eris’ fatal flaw is her enormous bleeding heart. do a mission with her, save her ass in battle, show an interest in and/or genuine kindness to her, and she’ll be yours even if it’s only for a little while

post-hellmouth eris’ fatal flaw is she’s now aware that her boundless love and easily-won adoration has a growing body count

i just think that eris morn is someone who is habitually addicted to sleeping with her coworkers/mentees/mentors/bosses. god forbid a woman have hobbies

is someone going to write crode getting down and dirty or do i have to do everything myself

this happens with teaching high school too. i can’t stop addressing groups of people as “chat”

the thing they dont tell you about working with little kids is it wrecks your vocabulary. you hear a kid phrase something bizarrely in a way only a 5 year old can and now any time you lose shit youre like "it dissed appear"

shadowstarion society ✰

i made a little ship community server for us shadowstarion enjoyers! there are channels to share your art and fics, talk headcanons, promo your other work, and more!

— this server is strictly 18+!

eat your young

Chapter 1: starving, darling

Rating: Explicit

Relationship: Astarion/The Dark Urge

Characters: Astarion, The Dark Urge, Original Female Character(s), Bhaal (Mentioned)

Additional Tags: Named Female Dark Urge, Vampire Ascendant Astarion, Vampire Adoption, Consensual Mind Control, Explicit Sexual Content, Canon-Typical Violence, Dysfunctional Family, Implied/Referenced Domestic Violence, Implied Child Loss

Summary: The Vampire Ascendant of Baldur’s Gate and his Bhaalspawn bride decide to start a family of their own. In their foolish ignorance, they fail to realize that having a child is no different than crafting a blade only one of them can wield.

Read chapter 1 here on AO3!