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are you nasty

There is no shame in loving without abandon. ✌️❤️

There are many benefits to being a marine biologist

some jasons and damians thats been piling up :]

(and tim and alfred the cat)

Homeless Jason before Bruce him in: Why are you scared of Batman?

Also, homless Danny: I don't want him drinking my blood

Jason: Batman's a vampire!?

Danny: I know! He's so scary!

Jason: Well, aren't you like a half ghost meta? Can't you take him?

Danny: You want me to fight a VAMPIRE!? No thanks.

Batman, watching from above their alley: Those are the kids that are being hunted down by a rouge?

Nightwing: Yeah, there are some rumors Penguin wants their heads. Apparently, Danny helped an entire shipment of traffic victims escape their cages by crashing a crane against the shipping carriers that they were in. Jason was among the victims, so it may have been an attempt to rescue his twin

Batman: They're twins?

Nightwing: According to the word on the street they are. What do you think? We putting them in witness protection?

Batman: No. Danny's meta abilities will have then flag by another ring before long.....Wayne is an emergency foster. He could take them in.

Nightwing: Sounds good to me. Let me tell them that, though. They think you're a vampire, so they may be scared of you.

Batman slightly hurt: Alright.

Nightwing dropping in front ot the kids: Hey there-!

Danny: AGHHHHHH! THE DISCO VAMPIRE! RUN JASON!

Jason: AGHHHHHHHHHHHH DISCO IS SO MUCH WORST THEN A GOTHIC ACADEMIA VAMPIRE!

*Danny and Jason sprinting faster the the Olympics gold medalist*

Dick: Why does everyone hate my discowing outfit.

a summary of the consequences of my life because I read percy jackson

I had a vision

Playing Doom on a pregnancy tester.

why? because. 

If I had a timetravel machine, I would punch myself a lot.

god the blind watching experience of Delicious in Dungeon reminds me of watching Madoka Magica blindly.

Eating a mozza ball rn, hits different when its not cut up :D

Lowkey forgot I was a person for a while, kinda feel like a floating ball of existence

They are studying us in petri dishes

Watching reddit refugees and native tumblrinas intermingle is like that scene from the Lion King 2: Simba's Pride, where all the lions realize that the only thing that separates them is mud and they shouldn't fight because they're family.

Except the mud is crippling social anxiety and the family is a rotting capitalist system that ruined both our respective sites, but in different ways.

hakuna matata.

Slasher memes part 1

Sometimes I just sit and feel an empty hole in my body like somebody scooped me out like a pumpkin for carving. Then I remember The Room or Rusty Lake exists so I just play those. The fulfilment of success is short lasting, but satisfactory to the void

Sometimes I hate how people are so mad at editorials in news papers bc they don't tell the whole truth. Like bitch? The bones of the truth can't be moved without the muscles of the lies.

true crime is becoming to girls what ww2 is to boys

Every superhero in the city hates you. Not because you’re the most powerful villain but because every crime you commit is technically legal.

You are a long forgotten god. A small girl leaves a piece of candy at your shrine, and you awaken. Now, you must do everything to protect your High Priestess, the girl, and her entire kindergarten class, your worshipers.

You are an ancient Demon who has been bound to a tree. Centuries has past and the tree has been cut down into a rocking horse for a human infant. The child’s love for you has reached even your ancient heart.

As the gatekeeper of Hell itself, you’re used to hearing “I don’t belong here.” Your job is to convince people they do. So this morning, the last thing you expected was a call from Heaven, about a goody-two-shoes fussing about how they don’t belong inside the pearly gates.

You, the world’s greatest supervillian are quite popular with civilians due to the fact you actively go out of your way to keep innocent bystanders out of harm’s way. Today you just met a young upstart villain who doesn’t respect your caution.