You Are A Long Forgotten God. A Small Girl Leaves A Piece Of Candy At Your Shrine, And You Awaken. Now,

You are a long forgotten god. A small girl leaves a piece of candy at your shrine, and you awaken. Now, you must do everything to protect your High Priestess, the girl, and her entire kindergarten class, your worshipers.

You, the world’s greatest supervillian are quite popular with civilians due to the fact you actively go out of your way to keep innocent bystanders out of harm’s way. Today you just met a young upstart villain who doesn’t respect your caution.

Slasher memes part 1

Sometimes I hate how people are so mad at editorials in news papers bc they don't tell the whole truth. Like bitch? The bones of the truth can't be moved without the muscles of the lies.

If I had a timetravel machine, I would punch myself a lot.

As the gatekeeper of Hell itself, you’re used to hearing “I don’t belong here.” Your job is to convince people they do. So this morning, the last thing you expected was a call from Heaven, about a goody-two-shoes fussing about how they don’t belong inside the pearly gates.