< The Little Mermaid!skk Au 3

< the little mermaid!skk au 3

came back just to yap about this after my once in a millennia idea brewing !!

✧・OBVIOUSLY chuuya is ariel and dazai is eric

✦・king triton? who the fcuk is that i only know QUEEN KOUYOU!!

✧・sebastian is hirotsu because: given his history with skk + his age AND its fucking funny SHUT UP!!!

✦・flounder and scuttle… gin and tachihara… in that exact order…

✧・grimsby gonna be atsushi…

✦・the flags +verlaine are ariels sisters (in this scenario, chuuyas siblings)

✧・max (erics dog) is byakko aka atsushis tiger !!

✦・chef louis is kunikida i hope yall see my vision…

✧・carlotta is yosano because i loved her and that manga panel of her interaction with kunikida

✦・ursula gonna be fyodor… i apologize, fyodor stans… (i was gonna make it shibusawa at first because of his whole ability yoinking thing but then i realized i wouldnt know who his two eel minions would be)

✧・ursulas eel pets (forgot their fucking names) are nikolai and ivan (didnt choose sigma cause his personality is NOTHING similar to those two sneaky little fuckers)

notes : if you guhys have better suggestions for the charas olease lmk i forgor nearly half the bsd cast 💀

*taps mic*

the little mermaid!skk au.

*crowd cheers*

i omor…….

soooo I saw a post b4 abt dazai wakin u up at midnight to tell u abt fnaf & it got me thinkin. . .

what if u randomly had enough of dis n decided to wake him up or to interrupt him to tell him about the plot abt ur fav game ? >:D

“babe, wake up, I still haven’t finished telling you about the plot.” dazai shook your shoulder, waking you up. “so, this guy ends up-“ he starts, only to be interrupted by you clamping a hand over his mouth, successfully shutting him up. “osamu, it’s my turn now.” you groggily say, sighing, getting up from your former resting to position to look down at him. “what do you mean by-“ “have you ever heard of white space ?” you raise a eyebrow, at the same time blinking quickly to try and rid the exhaustion you were feeling right now. “what do you mean by that ?” perfect. he hasn’t heard of this yet. “well, it all began when a little boy named sunny-“

please, call me beastszai. noxxchive was my late father.

made this months ago and now I can post it [yippee.mp3]

BSD ch114 spoilers (?)

WAIT LMFAO since nikolai just dipped, imagine hes in the middle of who knows where, burying ‘fyodors’ severed arm and fyodor (very much alive and well) is just waiting for nikolai to notice him standing there like this:

“*sniff*…uagh…*sniffsniff* euh, dos-kun…..oh how much i miss you already……..*blowing nose into severed arms sleeve*”

“……..nikolai……..im right here.”

“…..*sniff*…..eough…i can still hear his voice, too….ohhumygod….”

“………..no…………no, im literally right in front of you….”

“…………GOOD LORD NOW HES POSSESED HIS OWN ARM!!!”

✦ Dazai and Chuuya childhood headcanons (1/2) ✦

part 2

♫ Tell Me What To Swallow - Crystal Castles

✧ warnings : mentions of s*icide, death, depression, mental health struggles, etc.・loss of loved one・mommy and/or daddy issues・ooc (???)

✧ a/n : 15 dazai, tdipud dazai and dark era dazai are all my personal Roman Empire it hurts… its hurts so much hes just a kid </3

w/c : 431

!!! these are just personal headcanons and are not accurate to the canon story !!!

✦ Dazai :

He was an only child. As a semi-only child, I can tell. Trust me.

And like the real Dazai Osamu, he was raised in a highly respected and powerful household—though I headcanon Dazai to have been born in a noble family

BIG mama’s boy. Was very clingy to his mom

One of the reasons he grew super clingy to his mom was because of his father being mostly absent (again, like the real Dazai Osamu)

He was in Dazai’s life, but he was rather…grayish, transparent in his life; not in the picture, busy with work blahblahblah

Dazai did try to create some sort of father-son bond with his father—but he just gave up after a while, noticing that his dad didn’t show interest in putting effort into building a bond with him the way Dazai did

Dazai would/did try to make conversation about his interests in false hopes of his father making time for him

But his dad would just brush him off with comments like “that’s nice, but I’m a bit busy right now. Why don’t you go and tell your mom the rest?”

After a while Dazai even grew to hate his dad… no specific reason given. Perhaps how he never wanted to be a true father to him—his own son.

So, yeah. Big mama’s boy. Would give his mom random hugs, come back from their garden with some of the prettiest flowers picked and in his hand for his mom (along with his clothes covered in mf dirt)

And again, like the real Dazai Osamu, his mother was ill.

I personally like to think that his mom wasn’t the best mentally. Maybe because of her relationship with her husband and depression…

But she was always full of love for Dazai, pampered him, spoiled him and treated him with so much care that you’d think of Dazai as someone fragile and easily breakable.

Always defended Dazai with her life, seriously

He was a golden child and I will die on this hill

Dazai was perfect in everything he did, but he only did things he or his mother liked.

Couldn't care less about others or whether he would hurt their feelings (unless it would upset his mom and his mom only obviously)

And the reason he could no longer see the point in life or living at such a young age (+his ‘obsession’ with s*icide and death)

Was because of his own mother taking her life and Dazai having to witness it… The only person he held so dear…

…these are my headcanons, at least </3…