Pretty Gay

Pretty gay

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

people clowned on this line but then act shocked when no one lasts an hour in the asylum where they raised her 🤷🏻‍♀️

for the funny aspec people in my machines

your first column of emojis describes your personality! what’s yours?

Within a few hours

Just found a Batman quote, and it sounds like an “incorrect quotes” sorta thing. It’s not. Batman, THE Batman, has actually said “Ya basic”

… I’m crying