Hello Lotf Fandom, I'm Ari, Hope We Can Get Along :)

Hello lotf fandom, I'm Ari, hope we can get along :)

OMG guys Lele posted her super amazing Stardew headcanons 🫢🫢

STARDEW VALLEY HEADCANONS! PART 1!

Starting of real quick with my wife: Robin (divorced edition).

-Only remarried because she was in an extremely vulnerable state and Demetrius WAS charming at the beginning.

-Exclusively wore braids until her senior year

-Has a bad relationship with her mother due to her career (and later on love choices) and form of her expression, never being feminine enough.

-Loves Maru as much as Sebastian and would do anything for them, after the divorce she still cares for Maru (sort of canon?)

-She's a very chill and free-spirited mother, always letting Sebastian express himself as he pleased (although still worries sometimes that his non chalante attitude is actually more serious than it appears)

-After her divorce and her sister Veronica moves in, Robin starts to slip away from the ladies group, trying to find herself again, she feels very lonely truly (until the farmer shows up that is)

-She's a bit shut off to romance, specially not knowing she likes women, but the farmers charm, hard work and interest in her warms her up suprisingly quick

-I'll move on now because I could talk about this bitch for days ngl

Okay, Alex now!:

-Obviously closeted gay man

-Is terrified of what his grandfather would say once he comes to term with his sexuality

-Truly thinks the male farmer is just his newest best bro (goofy ass)

-Grasps on to the idea of being a professional grid ball player because deep down he thinks he's got nothing else going on for him other then his strength and physic.

-Everyone thinks Haley and Alex are going to end up together but they've been out to each other since highschool, letting people believe as they please

-Haley came out first after a girl in her cheer team kissed her drunk at a party, the next day when Alex did it she cried when she realized she felt nothing like the girl did and ended up telling him

-It took Alex 'till the male farmer moved to realise he himself was one, although every single sports magazine he has has a manly oiled up shirtless guy on the cover...

-Whenever he argues with the farmer he stops and thinks "am I my father?".

-Suprisingly, he's quite jealous, thinking MF has more then he brings the table, he likes to make sure EVERYONE knows they're dating

-In the summer, once he's closed up to the farmer, he expectantly waits for him everyday at the beach before going to his ice cream stand

-He gives his farmer ice cream for free in the summer, and when he can't go see him because of work he takes one home and leaves it in the cooler for him

-Actually a softy himbo, just has a lot of comphet

-Really ends up enjoying farm life due to all the physical work (and watching his husband work in the hot sun)

-His favourite movie is Top Gun and his favourite show is Dance moms (and thats final)

-Whenever he trains listening to music it's timberland 2000's cunt music (sadly is an imagine dragons enjoyer as well)

THAT'S IT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!! YIPPY

@freakyelf-ontheshelf <3

hey....

On my brothers eleventh birthday my father gave him a pocket knife as a gift, stating that he will need it for the future and that he has to learn how to use it from a young age.

I consider the idea of the knife being a gift from his father being a very plausible one, as it could also serve as a metaphor for how Jack's violent tendencies are, more than likely , a result of environment he grew up in.

my favorite part about Jack in the book is probably that for some reason he's a choir boy who has a fucking knife. i have so many theories as to why but first i wanna hear everyone else's. lotf fandom why do we think Jack had a knife.

(I don't know why I did this, I just thought it would be funny)

I assume that most of them got their hair shaved post island, because it had reached a point where it's impossible to safe.

I have curly hair and when I was younger my hair was pretty long, and even with daily care it was very hard to manage and detangle. I once got tired and decided to shave it.

So I can't begin to imagine how hard, or downright impossible, it must have been for the kids , or rather the adults that took care of those kids when they came back, to get their hair taken care of after.

Unreasonably long ramble about the hair of the boys in LOTF

Thought about the boys at the end of chapter 12 and after and then for some reason started thinking about how nasty their hair must’ve been after spending multiple months on the island. It grew multiple inches throughout the book and they definitely never bothered to even attempt to finger comb it or smth, so they had like the most horribly tangled hair ever. And to top it off, the only way of washing themselves and their hair was with the sea water which is generally not good for taking care of your hair and can dry it out. But in the last few chapters I don’t think it really mentioned them going in the water that often anymore (correct me if I’m wrong I haven’t read it in a while) so I think instead of becoming dry their hair just became extremely greasy (ew). Also, they slept on like the ground so all the grass and dirt and bugs and stuff also got in there. And then more stuff also prob dropped into their hair from the trees. Their hair is so bad they’d have to spend multiple hours de-tangling it and washing it post-island. Anyways that’s enough rambling bye.

TLDR: The boys in LOTF probably ended up having the most dirty, greasy or dry, tangled, and possibly bug-infested hair by the end of the book. They’d suffer for multiple hours post-island taking care of it.