beethammy - house of figs
house of figs

here lies a collection of things I’ve created

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Dont Pick A Card, Any Card

Dont Pick A Card, Any Card

don’t pick a card, any card

a snippet from issue 11 of the blugg newspaper


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1 year ago
National Eyewear Day Is Actually Tomorrow, But You Should ALWAYS Be Protecting Your Eyes

national eyewear day is actually tomorrow, but you should ALWAYS be protecting your eyes

a snippet from issue 13 of the blugg newspaper


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1 year ago
Please Help My I Cant Get Them Off

please help my I can’t get them off

a snippet from issue 2 of the blugg newspaper


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1 year ago
Issue 14 Of The Blugg Newspaper Is A Week Late, But Let's Not Talk About It. Instead, Let's Talk About

issue 14 of the blugg newspaper is a week late, but let's not talk about it. instead, let's talk about the movie tooth fairy 2, or, actually, nevermind, let's not do that. so many commas :p


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1 year ago
Well The Dinosaurs Are Gone (I Guess Not Technically Cause We Got The Birds) And Im Stuck Here Paying

well the dinosaurs are gone (I guess not technically cause we got the birds) and I’m stuck here paying taxes. blugg has officially made it further than the original run of the alphabet superset. to celebrate, issue 12 of blugg has a completely normal discussion about dinosaurs.

(fun fact- I can’t spell dinosaur without singing the kesha song in my head)


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1 year ago
I Suggest We Ban Billboards For Billboard Day

I suggest we ban billboards for billboard day

a snippet from issue 12 of the blugg newspaper


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