Dont Pick A Card, Any Card

don’t pick a card, any card
a snippet from issue 11 of the blugg newspaper
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national eyewear day is actually tomorrow, but you should ALWAYS be protecting your eyes
a snippet from issue 13 of the blugg newspaper

please help my I can’t get them off
a snippet from issue 2 of the blugg newspaper

issue 14 of the blugg newspaper is a week late, but let's not talk about it. instead, let's talk about the movie tooth fairy 2, or, actually, nevermind, let's not do that. so many commas :p

well the dinosaurs are gone (I guess not technically cause we got the birds) and I’m stuck here paying taxes. blugg has officially made it further than the original run of the alphabet superset. to celebrate, issue 12 of blugg has a completely normal discussion about dinosaurs.
(fun fact- I can’t spell dinosaur without singing the kesha song in my head)

I suggest we ban billboards for billboard day
a snippet from issue 12 of the blugg newspaper