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9 months ago
Issue 15 Of The Blugg Newspaper Is A Spooky One! That Is, If You Believe In Ghosts Personally, Im Not

issue 15 of the blugg newspaper is a spooky one! that is, if you believe in ghosts… personally, I’m not sure how I feel about them, but I lean more to the skeptic side.

for fun, here’s a photo I took at gettysburg, and at the time, was convinced I captured a ghost. I’m not going to point it out and let you be the judge.

Issue 15 Of The Blugg Newspaper Is A Spooky One! That Is, If You Believe In Ghosts Personally, Im Not

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beethammy
9 months ago
This Is A Reference To The Sleeping Schedule Where You Go To Sleep With The Sunset, Wake Up At Midnight

this is a reference to the sleeping schedule where you go to sleep with the sunset, wake up at midnight for an hour, then go back to bed until the sun rises

a snippet from issue 14 of the blugg newspaper


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beethammy
9 months ago
beethammy
9 months ago
Issue 14 Of The Blugg Newspaper Is A Week Late, But Let's Not Talk About It. Instead, Let's Talk About

issue 14 of the blugg newspaper is a week late, but let's not talk about it. instead, let's talk about the movie tooth fairy 2, or, actually, nevermind, let's not do that. so many commas :p


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beethammy
9 months ago
National Eyewear Day Is Actually Tomorrow, But You Should ALWAYS Be Protecting Your Eyes

national eyewear day is actually tomorrow, but you should ALWAYS be protecting your eyes

a snippet from issue 13 of the blugg newspaper


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beethammy
9 months ago
The Balloon Story May Have Went Off Longer Than Anticipated But Its All In Issue 13 Of Blugg

the balloon story may have went off longer than anticipated but it’s all in issue 13 of blugg


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beethammy
9 months ago
I Suggest We Ban Billboards For Billboard Day

I suggest we ban billboards for billboard day

a snippet from issue 12 of the blugg newspaper


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beethammy
10 months ago
June Is Lemon AND Mongo Month

June is lemon AND mongo month

a snippet from issue 12 of the blugg newspaper


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beethammy
10 months ago
Well The Dinosaurs Are Gone (I Guess Not Technically Cause We Got The Birds) And Im Stuck Here Paying

well the dinosaurs are gone (I guess not technically cause we got the birds) and I’m stuck here paying taxes. blugg has officially made it further than the original run of the alphabet superset. to celebrate, issue 12 of blugg has a completely normal discussion about dinosaurs.

(fun fact- I can’t spell dinosaur without singing the kesha song in my head)


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beethammy
10 months ago
beethammy
10 months ago
Dont Pick A Card, Any Card

don’t pick a card, any card

a snippet from issue 11 of the blugg newspaper


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beethammy
10 months ago
You Drank The Kool-aid By The Jug?

you drank the kool-aid by the jug?

a snippet from issue 7 of the blugg newspaper


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beethammy
10 months ago
BROWN BLUGG! I Think Its Fitting Because I Personally Feel This Issue 11 Of Blugg Is A Bit Shit.

BROWN BLUGG! I think it’s fitting because I personally feel this issue 11 of blugg is a bit shit.


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beethammy
10 months ago
Its Been Bike To Work Week All Week, But Its Okay If You Havent Been Participating. Just Know That Today

it’s been bike to work week all week, but it’s okay if you haven’t been participating. just know that today is bike to work day so you have no excuse.

a snippet from issue 10 of the blugg newspaper


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beethammy
10 months ago
beethammy
10 months ago
JUPITER WEIGHT REVEAL! Just Kidding Thats Extremely Private Information.

JUPITER WEIGHT REVEAL! just kidding… that’s extremely private information.

a snippet from issue 1 of the blugg newspaper


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beethammy
10 months ago
Its The Blugg About Blugg That Talks All About Blugg. Find Out How Blugg Got Its Name And Why Is Was

it’s the blugg about blugg that talks all about blugg. find out how blugg got it’s name and why is was created in issue 10.


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beethammy
10 months ago
Its Funny Because Im The Proofreader

it’s funny because I’m the proofreader

a snippet from issue 9 of the blugg newspaper


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beethammy
10 months ago
Does Anyone Else Sometimes Panic When You Realize Youre Wearing Socks?

does anyone else sometimes panic when you realize you’re wearing socks?

a snippet from issue 9 of the blugg newspaper


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beethammy
10 months ago
Please Help My I Cant Get Them Off

please help my I can’t get them off

a snippet from issue 2 of the blugg newspaper


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beethammy
10 months ago
ITS THE SECOND COMING OF THE BLUGG NEWSPAPER!

IT’S THE SECOND COMING OF THE BLUGG NEWSPAPER!

yes, it’s back. the blugg newspaper is back for (hopefully) another 26 issues. that’s twenty-six weeks—six months—of the most trustworthy information available to you. each issue’s main story will correspond with a letter of the alphabet. if that sounds familiar to you, that’s because blugg will be following the rules of the alphabet superset. starting with the newest issue that just happens to feature the alphabet superset and how it was failed. 

yes, just a month after the original alphabet superset ended, blugg will finally be participating. took whoever is in charge long enough to realize that they should’ve just continued the newspaper for the original alphabet superset… but let’s not spoil anything. if you want to know more, go ahead and check out issue 9 of the blugg newspaper.

for all the future issues I won’t be posting the full design here—only the mockup—but if you really want to see it or actually read the paper, I’ll link the (free) substack in every post. 


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