Hello I Am Making The Decision To Binge The Rest Of A Crown Of Candy Because I Want To Feel Things. If

hello i am making the decision to binge the rest of a crown of candy because i want to feel things. if you hear distant sobbing? probably just me. apologies in advance

update: I watched one (1) episode, spent way too long thinking about how much i love one (1) sir theobald gumbar, and then went to bed

hello i am making the decision to binge the rest of a crown of candy because i want to feel things. if you hear distant sobbing? probably just me. apologies in advance

sometimes i watch only the first four episodes of a crown of candy and pretend that everything is fine. it’s fine. nothing is wrong the tartguard are dancing again and it’s fine. 

I could use some 💪 luck

The Bad Boys™ in Corsets

Fabian: Fabian loves it. He loves the Drama™ . He wears those fancy pirate shirts and ripped skinny jeans and will strut around Aguefort like a goddamn peacock. He owns some that cost more than Riz’s monthly rent. He dances now, baby! Toxic masculinity is dead. He is going to wear a corset and he’s going to make sure you know how sexy he is wearing it. Cathilda and Adaine are probably the only people he trusts to lace him up (he let Gorgug do it once and it was too loose; Fig tried and nearly broke one of his ribs; Riz and Kristen are uncharted territory and he’s a little afraid to let them try). Gorgug: The first time he wears it is because Fig peer pressures him into wearing one for a magazine shoot. He feels really awkward in it but Zelda jumps him as soon as the photos are released. This may also have been due in part to a video Fig took of Gorgug raging so hard he literally popped the lacing and seams of the corset. He is so shy so he’s constantly hunched over so he wears one for the back support lol. He’ll wear one underneath a giant hoodie when the Bad Kids are having a day where they’re just being teenagers. Fig and Garthy teamed up to make him an Orcish inspired one; Fig also teamed up with the Thistlesprings to make a Gnomish inspired one for him. At her girlfriend’s insistence Ayda is researching a rage-proof corset fitting for the Greatest Wizard of Their Age. Most of his are plain or floral patterned, though. 

Riz: He would either love it or hate it. The more masculine vest-type corsets fit very well with his detective/fancy-boy aesthetic he has going on, but as a rogue he needs to be able to move his body in ways that might dislocate other people’s bones. When he wears it he is All Business. You know how some people put on an outfit and embody it’s personality? That’s Riz with a corset. He becomes absolutely insufferable. He is a man on a mission and will interrogate anyone and everyone who has any information about his current case. He is also now powerful and professional enough to shoot off your fingers one-by-one if you refuse him (not that he needed the additional support to do that). Riz also has no care for social expectations so the minute his corset starts to bother him he will start taking it off and throw it at the nearest Bad Kid to hold (it’s usually Kristen and it usually hits her in the face)