Update: I Watched One (1) Episode, Spent Way Too Long Thinking About How Much I Love One (1) Sir Theobald

update: I watched one (1) episode, spent way too long thinking about how much i love one (1) sir theobald gumbar, and then went to bed

hello i am making the decision to binge the rest of a crown of candy because i want to feel things. if you hear distant sobbing? probably just me. apologies in advance

hello i am making the decision to binge the rest of a crown of candy because i want to feel things. if you hear distant sobbing? probably just me. apologies in advance

riz and kalina’s conversation in hell is currently just. polluting my brain. just. god, riz seeing his father bound and gagged and tortured like. god he’s just a kid man he’s 17? 16? they’re babies man. and don’t even get me started on “You know what the kind thing to do with that gun would be” because i’m still weeping

i can’t remember if i’ve posted about it but Fabian biting glass because he’s trying to impersonate Riz is so fucking funny. i’m going to talk about it forever

Gorthalax makes a special office in his villa. Originally it was just for the Gukgaks--a work space for Pok when he was on missions that brought him to the Bottomless Pit, a place for Riz and Fig to work on legal issues in Hell when they came by, a place for Sklonda to study for her law school exams. He would walk by and see the family all working together on their individual projects, desks covered in old coffee mugs and notes and family photos, and his heart was always so fond of this little family. And then one day there’s another desk n the office, and Sklonda is sat atop it and Pok is leaning against it and Riz is half-asleep in the large office chair (much larger than any of the other Goblin-sized furniture in the office). “Figured it was about time the family office got an update.” Sklonda smiles at him, and Pok isn’t looking at his wife but at Gorthalax, eyes full of the same love and admiration he never thought he’d see directed at him. “Fig said she’d just share a desk with you, but I think there’s room for one more. Maybe you and the kids can go pick one out the next time you’re in the Prime Material plane?” 

the emblem for sklonda x pok x gorthalax is a three-tiered cake because sklonda is absolutely going to have her cake and eat it too!! she’s got devil and angel food baby! after having to deal with the bullshit of freshman and sophmore year this woman deserves a bottle of Elven wine and all the cake she wants.