ME AND Exit-pursued-by-a-lesbian ARE AT STAR TREK BIRMINGHAM AYYYY

ME AND exit-pursued-by-a-lesbian ARE AT STAR TREK BIRMINGHAM AYYYY

WE ARE GOING TO MEET CHRISTINA CHONG TERRY FARRELL AND JESH BUSS HOLY S H I T

im back in the blender now btw

my poor la'an-obsessed heart has been put through a blender, spat on, drunk through a straw and then stomped on

the thing that's so fucking funny abt kira and sisko's relationship is she's like look sometimes i need to talk to you as my boss sometimes i need to talk to you as my good pal ben and sometimes i need to talk to you as jesus. and sometimes her boss refuses a request and she goes, please, jesus and he's like. fuck you fine. and then twenty minutes later it's like oh my good pal ben and i are gonna go watch baseball later :) and they never discuss this.

the musical could be so fucking funny for all the obvious reasons but ALSO because we have:

uhura, who loves music and will take this to the extreme

spock, who loves music but not singing

una, who is a gilbert & sullivan nerd and liable to be SO extra about being in an actual!!! musical!!!

la'an, who lied to them all about having a bad singing voice and will be violently exposed

AND the rest of this amazing crew

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look if the musical DOESN'T feature a buffy-i-died-and-went-to-heaven-esque reveal for la'an's fresh new trauma than frankly i don't want it

(that's a lie. i want it so bad, regardless.)