Tw: Animal Death

tw: animal death

me, sobbing abt the fact that my horse might be put down:

my best friend, telling me jokes to cheer me up: what do you call a horse without a head? dead.

gender? in this economy?

it's always i watch tv shows on 1.5 speed and sex scenes should be eliminated if they do not directly impact the plot and endless algorithmic stream of short form video content and asmr video while somebody reads out reddit aita posts for you and show cancelled after one season because it didn't immediately become a viral sensation and 2 minute songs optimised for tiktok virality and ipad toddlers and increasingly abysmal theatre and concert etiquette and how dare you make me wait for part 2 of this instagram reel storytime and memes with a lifespan of 48 hours and i have to bring my phone into the cinema because how can you expect me to focus for the entire run of oppenheimer and it's never how was the slow intentional focused consumption of media. the slow intentional focused consumption of media looks lovely

please can we do inbox trick-or-treating this year. can we make that a thing on tumblr. please please please please please

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im wearing a pin on my blazer rn that says "you tried" in comic sans on a star