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Jareth Headcanons (X Reader) 🔮

Just some fluffy headcanons about the goblin king from Labyrinth.

-He likes when you hold him in owl form. Your just walking with people looking at you, because you just have a barn owl in your arms like it's nothing. He makes cute owl noises that you love.

-You guys can talk for hours in the morning after waking up. In the labyrinth, he's been lonely and had no one to talk to apart from goblins before you entered the Labyrinth. So it's nice for him to socialize.

-You cuddle on his throne with him all the time. You could be walking past the throne room and he just says "Sit here with me, darling.". He is really touch starved, so every moment with you is precious.

-He's protective. Period. Sometimes when people get very touchy with you, he tips them in the bog of eternal stench without hesitation. On a scale of jealousy, he's about a 8/10.

-He really dislikes the goblins. It's funny watching the goblins getting kicked in the air or told to shut up. Anyone probably would have done the same.

-You guys slow dance in the night. You don't really know how to dance so he tries to teach you often. When you have a ball, it's quite nice dancing with your husband.

-Overall, He is a very loving person and would do anything to fulfill your every need. No one has wanted to stay with him in the labyrinth so when you decided to stay with him, he was quite shocked to say the least. But when you open up to each other, it's the best marriage you could ask for.

idea!!!

el and eddie finally meet and they can communicate telepathically - get owens to run some tests - turns out they have the same dad - bitchin metal besties

I'm about to write a small fic about Jareth by the way.👍

I'll end up doing them all, but I need to know what you guys would want. <3

P.s. Sorry I haven't posted anything, but I'd like to thank you all for following me.

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!NEW CHARACTER ALERT!

Howl from Howl's Moving Castle 💛

Our Stupid Kids | Jareth x Afab! Reader

Summary: You and Jareth have two kids. They love hiding from you guys. Today was no different, except you guys look for them for hours and don't know where they are.

Warnings: Mentions of panic attacks

You had spent the last 3 hours looking for your son and daughter. It never took this long to find them, and you were really worried. Jareth was just as worried as you. He sent loads of goblins to look for them... and he sent them 2 hours ago.

You were running around the castle like a luni looking for them. Jareth was looking outside in the labyrinth, afraid they may have gotten lost there. The goblins were in the city and the entrance of the castle.

You came to the Escher room next and started to climb all the stairs, yelling for your kids. You couldn't find them there either, and you thought you were going to have a panic attack. You then had the thought that they are in normal hiding spots, so you started looking under tables and behind curtains.

You then made your way into yours and Jareth's room and looked in there. After looking under the bed, you walked towards the closet. You heard laughing coming from inside, and when you opened the doors, you found your kids there.

You sighed out in relief as you hugged your kids. "We were looking for you for 3 hours!" You said. Your kids started to laugh.

"I thought we were here for 30 minutes!" Your daughter said. Your son started giggling. A goblin then rushed into the room.

"We can't find the-oh you found them." The goblin said.

"Yeah I have." You replied. The goblin left the room, probably going to tell Jareth.

"It really took you this long to find us?" You son asked. You tiredly nodded and sighed. As if on cue, Jareth came running into the room, clearly worried.

"Oh thank god." He huffed out, grabbing your kids and hugging them. "Please don't do that again." He told them. They nodded and went to their rooms.

Jareth then sat next to you, also worn out, and kissed your cheek. "I'm so tired." You said, laying your head on his shoulder.

"Me too." He responded.

You ended up sitting there for ten minutes, at the brink of sleep.

A Piece Of Cake | Billy Hargrove x Reader PART 2

Labyrinth x Stranger Things

Summary: Billy tries to find his way through the labyrinth, but faces a lot of obstacles along the way

Warnings: Swearing

Billy walked up to a pond which has a dwarf pissing in it. Fucking fabulous he thought.

"Oi" Billy said to him. The dwarf pulled up his trousers and looked at him.

"Oh, It's you." The creature groaned.

"Do you know where the door to the labyrinth is?" Billy asked the dwarf. He just ignored Billy and sprayed a fairy with something.

"How could you!" Billy exclaimed as he picked the small fae up into his hands. The fairy suddenly bit his hand. Billy dropped the fairy as he winced in pain. "It bit me!" Billy said shocked.

"Well what do you expect fairies to do?" The dwarf said.

"I don't know, maybe dumb shit like granting wishes." Billy spoke. He still felt some empathy for the little thing, so he called the dwarf, "Horrible."

The dwarf turned around and finally said something. "No i'm not! I'm Hoggle!" 'Hoggle' replied.

"Why aren't you telling me where the door is!?" Billy asked, obviously frustrated.

"Not if you ask the right questions." Hoggle said, trying to seem smart.

"How do I get through this labyrinth?" Billy questioned him.

"Aha! Now that's more like it!" Hoggle said while pointing the the door. "You can get in there." The dwarf spoke as Billy went into the labyrinth.

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It was kind of strange really. Being wished away by your boyfriend then you actually getting taken by a David Bowie lookalike.

There were many goblins surrounding you. You were quite afraid of what was happening to be honest. You looked over at the assumed king of goblins, and he kept on looking at a 13 hour clock. Why the hell does it have 13 hours?

He then stood up and walked over to one of the goblins and started singing. He pointed at me and said something about a babe. Was he calling me babe? If so, then that's a bit wrong, dontcha think?

The only thing that was on my mind is that Billy is probably running this labyrinth. He's so fucking stupid.

I really hope he gets here in time.

A Piece Of Cake | Billy Hargrove x Reader | Labyrinth AU

So this fic is basically a Labyrinth x Stranger Things.

Summary: You and Billy had a big fight and he says something he thought he meant but really he didn't. He didn't think you'd actually be taken by the goblin king.

Warnings: Swearing

You and Billy had just gotten home from a party, and you guys were screaming at eachother.

"WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE A BITCH!" Billy yelled at you, clearly furious.

"WHY CAN'T YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!" You yelled back towards him.

"MAYBE IF YOU WEREN'T SO GODDAMN POSSESSIVE, THEN MAYBE I WOULD!" He shot at you.

"YOU WERE BASICALLY EYE FUCKING THEM!"

"FOR FUCKS SAKE Y/N GROW THE HELL UP!"

"NO, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!"

"OH MY GOD, I WISH THE GOBLINS WOULD COME TAKE YOU AWAY, RIGHT NOW!" He suddenly yelled at you, turning his back away. He thought that you would say something else, but no. Just painful silence. "...Y/n..?" He asked, turning around finding out that you weren't there. He was panicking now. He then saw a small silhouette while hearing giggling behind him. Turning around finding nothing, he then hears it all around the house.

Rain, thunder and lightning makes it more intense as one of the windows bursts open, revealing a barn owl. But before he could process anything further, the owl turns into a person.

"Holy fucking shit." Billy whispered. "Are you the goblin king?" He asked the messy haired man. The only response he got was a smile. "Please bring my girlfriend back, please if it's all the same."

"Whats said is said." The king replied.

"I didn't mean it though." Billy pleaded.

"Oh you didn't!" He replied with cheek.

"Please bring her back! I'll do that whole labyrinth shit if it means I could get her back!" Billy said with determination. Then they were suddenly in front of the labyrinth.

"Alright, you have 13 hours in which to solve the labyrinth before your girlfriend becomes one of us forever. Such a pity." Jareth said, fading away.

"This will be a piece of cake. I'm sure of it." He said very un-confidently as he started to walk towards the labyrinth.

"I'm coming baby."

Magic Dance by David Bowie | Lyrics (Movie Ver)

I just love Labyrinth and I want to put the lyrics on here because i'm bored <3

(Jareth)

You remind me of the babe

(Goblin)

What babe?

(Jareth)

Babe with the power

(Goblin)

What power?

(Jareth)

Power of voodoo

(Goblin)

Who do?

(Jareth)

You do

(Goblin)

Do what?

(Jareth)

Remind me of the babe

Quiet! A goblin babe!

(Laughter)

Well?

(More laughter)

I saw my baby, crying hard as babe could cry. What could I do?

My baby's love had gone and left my baby blue, nobody knew!

(Goblins and Jareth)

What kind of magic spell to use?

(Goblins)

Slime and snails. Or puppy dogs tails. Thunder or lightning.

(Jareth)

Then baby said,

(Everyone)

Dance magic dance. Dance magic dance

Put that baby spell on me

Jump magic jump. Jump magic jump.

Jump that magic, jump on me.

(Goblin)

Slap that baby, make him pee!

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(Spoken by Jareth)

In nine hours and twenty-three minute, you'll be mine!

(Sung)

I saw my baby, trying hard as babe could try. What could I do?

My baby's fun had gone, and left my baby blue. Nobody knew!

(Goblins and Jareth)

What kind of magic spell to use?

(Goblins)

Slime and snails. Or puppy dogs tails. Thunder or lightning.

(Jareth)

Then baby said,

(Everyone)

Dance magic dance. Dance magic dance.

Put that baby spell on me

(Goblins)

Slap that baby, make him free!

(Everyone)

Jump magic jump. Jump magic jump.

Jump that magic, jump on me.

(Goblins)

Slap that baby, make him free!

(Everyone)

Dance magic dance. Dance magic dance.

Dance magic dance. Dance magic dance.

Jump magic jump. Jump magic jump

Put that baby spell on me

Your Stupid | Jareth x Reader | Stranger Things x Labyrinth

This story had a different plot to it, but this will do hopefully <3

Summary: You and the party is involved with the upside down again. Your trapped in the mall and panicking. Luckily, your husband makes an entrance.

Warnings: Language, mentions of monsters

I wrote a story, but it got deleted before I could publish it. Hopefully this will replace it and be as similar as possible.

You, the party and the older teens were back into the upside down bullshit, again. Honestly, you were sick of this. You had your own things to be worrying about right now.

Your husband was probably having a panic attack, starting a riot and war looking for you. You were married to Jareth the goblin king. You had previously been wished away by your brother, Eddie. But you built a relationship with Jareth in those thirteen hours. Eddie had got you back, but you wished to be with the goblin king. You could come to see Eddie and your uncle too. It was everything you could dream of.

Until this disaster struck. You didn't tell Jareth where you had gone, so he was looking for you everywhere. You were panicking too. I mean, would you be if you knew you and your friends could die in the hands of a monster?

You guys got ready for any dangers as you watched Nancy cock her gun. You were feeling really scared as you thought that you may never see you family again. Jareth again. Your friends didn't know that you were married, let alone to the goblin king. They thought he was just a book character.

"Your gonna kill him, aren't you." You heard Max talking to Nancy.

"It's just a precaution, okay." Nancy replied, looking nervous.

It had been at least an hour after the cabin situation. Since that thing almost killed El. You were zoning out, fearing the possibilities of death in your head. A rolling noise snapped you out of your trance.

You all looked up at the noise, thinking it was a creature from the upside down, but no. It was a glass sphere? No, it wasn't that. A broken light bulb? No, definitely not. Wait... could that be-

"Uh guys what the hell is that?" Steve asked.

"It's a crystal." You answered the confused guy. They were all still confused, while you were relived. Before anyone could reply, it turned into someone, a handsome man. Your husband.

"JARETH!" You yelled as you hugged him tightly, him doing the same.

"Oh my god, you scared me so much love." He says, letting go and looking for marks on your face. Everyone behind you looked at each other, being confused as ever.

"Wait, he kinda looks like the description of that king in the goblin book." Dustin spoke up.

"Oh yeah, that's me." Jareth replied, seeming too nonchalant.

Everyone let out a "WHAT?!" as you facepalmed your hand.

"Were literally married, guys." You said, acting like it was the most obvious thing ever. They all gasp in shock.

"Whatthe howthe whenthe-" You heard from Lucas.

"Y/n honey, can I talk with you?" Jareth asked you. You nodded and followed him to somewhere private. While walking away you heard them talk about how Jareth looks like David Bowie. To be honest, he did kinda look like him.

He suddenly hugged you. "I was so worried about you darling." He whispered into your hair.

"M'sorry, we were trapped here and I didn't know what to do." You said into his chest.

"It's fine sweetie."

"But can you please explain to me what it going on here?"

Oh boy, what a chat.

Your Stupid | Jareth x Fem! Reader

(Previous one got deleted)

You and the party had been caught up in the upside down shit again. Your husband didn't know where you were and started to panic. He didn't think you would go back to your family's house, so he used his crystal to spy on you. You were trapped inside a mall, and there was a monster? He quickly teleported to you.

You were shocked to say the least but you were glad he was there with you.

Sorry this is so short, I had made a really long one but it got deleted. I will try to rewrite it but for now you can have this short thing. :)

P.s. It took me an hour to write that long one istg

Okay, I've seen a character in a film that is really attractive but I haven't watched the film yet, but when I do... would you like to see some Jareth the goblin king from labyrinth?

Tomorrow is friday the 13th😈

How come in every one of my fics, I always have them frantically check your face..?

My Baby | Cg! Bakugou x Fem! Little! Reader

summary: You haven't regressed in awhile and your boyfriend becomes worried. Your luck is horrible, especially when you regress in front of your whole class.

Warnings: Agere, strong language

P.s. The manga doesn't happen😃

You have been age regressing for about 2 years. You've been with Katsuki for 1 year. He found out about your regressing in a family (class) game of Uno. People were yelling left and right, Bakugou included. He looked over at you when you were about to cry, so he took you into your room and asked you if you were ok. You were full on having a mental breakdown after you've told him. He took it... really well! He said that he would be with you any time, any day, so that he could take care of you.

And here you were now, sitting in class, stressed as fuck.

You looked around the room at your screaming classmates, at some kind of war..? It didn't matter before you had that feeling. No, no, no not now! you thought to yourself as you were slipping more. The bad thing was that your grammar had totally gotten worse in that 30 seconds and so when you were speaking, it sounded as if you were little too. You looked over to Katsuki, quite mad that he didn't get the hint yet. He was so dumb sometimes.

And that was it, you had slipped.

You put your head on the desk as you started to cry, hoping no one would notice. But knowing your luck, Mina came over.

"Hey, Y/n are you okay?" Your best friend asked with concern. You nodded the best you could as you cried more, gaining the attention of Ochako. "Are you sure?"

"Yes." You finally got a proper word out, but they knew you were the complete opposite of that.

"Y/n you don't look okay." Ochako spoke up as more people looked your way. This time, Bakugou finally looked over at your tear stained face and rushed over to you.

"Hey, you okay?!" He said very worriedly. You couldn't quite say it in front of the others, so you improvised and hugged him.

"T-too much nwoise." You whispered into his ear.

"Do you want me to tell them?" He asked while rubbing your back. You nodded into his shoulder. "It's okay my baby." He said holding you to his chest.

The others were a bit confuse about what was happening, but they did have to find out sooner or later.

"Listen, Y/n has this coping mechanism called age regressing. So when she's stressed or something, she acts little to, y'know cope." Katsuki said, The class finally understood. "And if you damn extras give her a hard time, i'll blow you up!" He said, making sure not to yell.

"Of course we won't give her a hard time!" Mina said, waving her arms in annoyance that he thinks she would give her a hard time.

"I'll let you guys go back to the dorms to make sure Y/n is alright, the rest of you sit back down." Aizawa said. Katsuki picked you up as he walked to his dorm.

"Are you okay sweetie?" Bakugou asked you as he set you down on his bed.

"Me wan paci." You said sniffling. He went to one of his draws and got your paci. He put it in your mouth as he pulled you onto his lap. (not before he puts on the care bear movie)

"I wuv you daddy."

"Love you too baby."

I hope you guys enjoyed. Sorry if this was bad, It was my first time writing this type of stuff.

Something about what I'll write

So, i'm gonna start writing little/agere stuff because I have a couple of ideas but don't know how to write them out. Feel free to request; Platonic, x readers, character x character.

Rules:

Age regression is not something sexual.

I will not write romantic stuff like an adult x teen.

Fandoms:

Stranger Things

My Hero Academia

Labyrinth

Attack on Titan

Demon Slayer

Harry Potter

And this post is just a little something for all my age regressing people (like me) because I feel happy when I read a fic that's fluffy and awesome, and makes me be a little less insecure. So I wanna share that happiness with all you stunning people😁

Thunderstorms | Eddie Munson x Fem! Reader

This is a oneshot from my wattpad: Evieedwards9

Summary: You've been scared of thunder most of your life, Eddie helps you with it. !FLUFF!

Tw: Nothing really.

Au where Eddie doesn't die

You were trying to get some rest after a day of non stop work, but a thunderstorm was tryna say a little hi to you. You were super scared of thunder, ever since you were little Eddie would've been there for you. From friends, to besties, to lovers. People think Eddie is a freak and a cultist, but he was farrr of that. He is loving, caring, funny, outgoing and a good friend/boyfriend. Especially with this type of stuff.

You picked up the walkie-talkie and tried to contact Eddie, but you guessed he was sleeping so you didn't. When you tried to go back to bed, someone knocked on the door. The hell? you thought. You went to go and open the door, and to your shock, it was in fact Eddie.

"Are you ok!?" he frantically asked. you were crying, "N-no." You replied. "I'm so sorry I couldn't come sooner." He said. "It's o-ok Eds."

You guys went into your room and cuddled up on your bed. Eddie was stroking your hair and whispering sweet nothings into your ear.

"Eddie?"

"Yeah, sweetheart?"

...

"I love you"

"Love ya too"

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You can find this part at: https://www.wattpad.com/1288108928-stranger-things-headcannons-oneshots-and-imagines

Youtube captions are hopeless.

I Dare You, Asshole! | Billy Hargrove x Fem! Reader

Summary: You and your boyfriend go to a party, and some boys won't leave you alone. Luckily, Billy is there to save the day.

Tw: Swearing, Jason, alchohol, one mention of being high

Also, Billy and Max don't live with Neil.

Make sure to listen to the song Cherry Bomb by The Runaways

You and Billy had been together for a while now. It's been about a year and a half, which most people were surprised that Billy could go so long without breaking a few hearts.

Boys were everything but thrilled about it. You had the reputation of being 'The Hot Freak' just because you played a fantasy, roleplaying game. God, people could be so stupid and stuck up.

You met Billy when you and the party went to Max's house. Billy was aware that they were coming, and her older friend was coming, but thought it was going to be Harrington or some shit. Oh boy he was wrong.

You were smart, funny in your own way, obviously good looking and kind. You guys talked most of the time while babysitting the kids, and you got really close with each other.

And magically, one and a half years later, your in a proper relationship.

Timeskip to the present

You and Billy arrived to the party as you were absolutely dreading this. You hated parties because you had to be around people you hated, for example: Carol, Tina, Tommy etc.

"You okay?" Billy asked as you nodded with a sigh. You both got out of the car and walked in. It was worse than listening to Dustin and Suzie singing never ending story. Now that's saying a lot.

Billy had left with his so called friends as you tried to look for yours. Spoiler alert, you didn't find them. Instead, you got a drink. With a shit load of vodka. The only thing keeping you alive.

You did eventually see Jeff and Gareth most likely looking for a high Eddie. As you were looking around trying to spot anyone you could bare, your eyes landed on a very drunk Jason looking at you. Oh shit you thought as he came towards you.

"Hey beautiful," He slurred as you backed away from the jock.

"Can you please go away." You said straight to him.

"Ohh I like feisty ones." He said, making you internally cringe. This time he backed you up against the wall. You were worrying as your eyes scanned for your boyfriend.

"Get off of me you prick!" You yelled as he touched you. Your worry got cut short as you felt a pair of hands wrap protectively around your waist.

"Touch her again I dare you, Asshole!" Your boyfriend yelled at him. Jason knew what Billy was capable of so, he ran out the back door in fear. "Are you okay?" Billy asked you, frantically checking if you were alright.

"m'fine. Can we go home please?" You asked him, you knew you were gonna have to drive, because you did know that he did that keg stand.

"Okay c'mon." He said leading you to his car. He handed you the keys, having done this multiple times that he knows the routine. You guys went back to his place and into his room, as he flops down on the bed. You had convinced him to change into different clothes to go to sleep. You flopped down next to him and cuddled into his chest, preparing for his hangover in the morning.

Oh my god, this is what we all need in life tbh😩🤚

I can’t get the idea of a Stranger Things Friends AU out of my mind

Maybe not exactly the same personalities, and none of Ross’s toxic traits

Billy is Ross - Was (let’s be real, still is) a huge nerd, and has loved Steve for years, since high school, but was too scared to come out because of his fear of his father so he married Heather, who eventually leaves him for another woman

Steve is Rachel - Spoiled rich kid who ran away from his pampered life with his fiancée Nancy, and ends up reuniting with his high school friends and realizing that Billy has always been the one for him

Max is Monica - Billy’s sister, the favoured child, who ends up with Lucas, Billy’s best friend from college, after being obsessed with him back then

Lucas is Chandler - Awkward and hilarious, never really lucky in love, until suddenly he opens his eyes and realizes his perfect woman, Max, has been there all along

Dustin is Joey - Weird and fun and so sweet to those who are closest to him

Will is Phoebe - An artist, wandering around aimlessly, living his carefree artist life until he one day meets an outsider to the group who’s his perfect match

Heather is Carol - Billy’s ex and the father of his child, who leaves him for a woman (which gives him the confidence to come out)

Robin is Susan - Heather’s new partner

Mike is Gunther because he’s annoying and I can’t tolerate too much of him