A Piece Of Cake | Billy Hargrove X Reader PART 2

A Piece Of Cake | Billy Hargrove x Reader PART 2

Labyrinth x Stranger Things

Summary: Billy tries to find his way through the labyrinth, but faces a lot of obstacles along the way

Warnings: Swearing

Billy walked up to a pond which has a dwarf pissing in it. Fucking fabulous he thought.

"Oi" Billy said to him. The dwarf pulled up his trousers and looked at him.

"Oh, It's you." The creature groaned.

"Do you know where the door to the labyrinth is?" Billy asked the dwarf. He just ignored Billy and sprayed a fairy with something.

"How could you!" Billy exclaimed as he picked the small fae up into his hands. The fairy suddenly bit his hand. Billy dropped the fairy as he winced in pain. "It bit me!" Billy said shocked.

"Well what do you expect fairies to do?" The dwarf said.

"I don't know, maybe dumb shit like granting wishes." Billy spoke. He still felt some empathy for the little thing, so he called the dwarf, "Horrible."

The dwarf turned around and finally said something. "No i'm not! I'm Hoggle!" 'Hoggle' replied.

"Why aren't you telling me where the door is!?" Billy asked, obviously frustrated.

"Not if you ask the right questions." Hoggle said, trying to seem smart.

"How do I get through this labyrinth?" Billy questioned him.

"Aha! Now that's more like it!" Hoggle said while pointing the the door. "You can get in there." The dwarf spoke as Billy went into the labyrinth.

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It was kind of strange really. Being wished away by your boyfriend then you actually getting taken by a David Bowie lookalike.

There were many goblins surrounding you. You were quite afraid of what was happening to be honest. You looked over at the assumed king of goblins, and he kept on looking at a 13 hour clock. Why the hell does it have 13 hours?

He then stood up and walked over to one of the goblins and started singing. He pointed at me and said something about a babe. Was he calling me babe? If so, then that's a bit wrong, dontcha think?

The only thing that was on my mind is that Billy is probably running this labyrinth. He's so fucking stupid.

I really hope he gets here in time.

Jareth Headcanons (X Reader) 🔮

Just some fluffy headcanons about the goblin king from Labyrinth.

-He likes when you hold him in owl form. Your just walking with people looking at you, because you just have a barn owl in your arms like it's nothing. He makes cute owl noises that you love.

-You guys can talk for hours in the morning after waking up. In the labyrinth, he's been lonely and had no one to talk to apart from goblins before you entered the Labyrinth. So it's nice for him to socialize.

-You cuddle on his throne with him all the time. You could be walking past the throne room and he just says "Sit here with me, darling.". He is really touch starved, so every moment with you is precious.

-He's protective. Period. Sometimes when people get very touchy with you, he tips them in the bog of eternal stench without hesitation. On a scale of jealousy, he's about a 8/10.

-He really dislikes the goblins. It's funny watching the goblins getting kicked in the air or told to shut up. Anyone probably would have done the same.

-You guys slow dance in the night. You don't really know how to dance so he tries to teach you often. When you have a ball, it's quite nice dancing with your husband.

-Overall, He is a very loving person and would do anything to fulfill your every need. No one has wanted to stay with him in the labyrinth so when you decided to stay with him, he was quite shocked to say the least. But when you open up to each other, it's the best marriage you could ask for.

hey, can my cat stay on your blog for a little while?

i'm going out of town for the night and could use someone to watch her

Reblog to heal the heart of the person you reblogged this from.

Youtube captions are hopeless.

Magic Dance by David Bowie | Lyrics (Movie Ver)

I just love Labyrinth and I want to put the lyrics on here because i'm bored <3

(Jareth)

You remind me of the babe

(Goblin)

What babe?

(Jareth)

Babe with the power

(Goblin)

What power?

(Jareth)

Power of voodoo

(Goblin)

Who do?

(Jareth)

You do

(Goblin)

Do what?

(Jareth)

Remind me of the babe

Quiet! A goblin babe!

(Laughter)

Well?

(More laughter)

I saw my baby, crying hard as babe could cry. What could I do?

My baby's love had gone and left my baby blue, nobody knew!

(Goblins and Jareth)

What kind of magic spell to use?

(Goblins)

Slime and snails. Or puppy dogs tails. Thunder or lightning.

(Jareth)

Then baby said,

(Everyone)

Dance magic dance. Dance magic dance

Put that baby spell on me

Jump magic jump. Jump magic jump.

Jump that magic, jump on me.

(Goblin)

Slap that baby, make him pee!

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(Spoken by Jareth)

In nine hours and twenty-three minute, you'll be mine!

(Sung)

I saw my baby, trying hard as babe could try. What could I do?

My baby's fun had gone, and left my baby blue. Nobody knew!

(Goblins and Jareth)

What kind of magic spell to use?

(Goblins)

Slime and snails. Or puppy dogs tails. Thunder or lightning.

(Jareth)

Then baby said,

(Everyone)

Dance magic dance. Dance magic dance.

Put that baby spell on me

(Goblins)

Slap that baby, make him free!

(Everyone)

Jump magic jump. Jump magic jump.

Jump that magic, jump on me.

(Goblins)

Slap that baby, make him free!

(Everyone)

Dance magic dance. Dance magic dance.

Dance magic dance. Dance magic dance.

Jump magic jump. Jump magic jump

Put that baby spell on me