Klaus: I Have Decided That I Am, In Fact A Snac And People Arent Hungry

Klaus: I have decided that I am, in fact a snac and people aren’t hungry

Dave under his breath: I’m starving

‘Slut slut slut’ I chant to the mirror and he appears behind me. Klaus Hargreaves

Diego: did you eat my donut

Klaus: no

Diego: then what’s that white powder on your shirt

Klaus: cocaine

Is nobody gonna talk about the fact that Stanley SHOT Klaus and his first thought was to get rid of the body

Five: I don’t have enough energy to pretend to like you today

Lila: I didn’t realise you where trying

Diego: where going to the shops, Klaus do you want anything

Klaus: I’m always a slut for Doritos