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Klaus *walks into the academy to see everyone waiting for him*: surprise birthday party or intervention

Everyone: we have to same birthday, take a guess

Klaus: truth or dare

Five: truth

Klaus: how many hours have you slept this week

Five: dare

Klaus: go to sleep

Five: I don’t like this game

Diego: I hate you so much

Klaus: really :(

Diego:

Klaus:

Diego: no

Diego: where going to the shops, Klaus do you want anything

Klaus: I’m always a slut for Doritos

Klaus: like they say ‘if you can’t beat them curl up into a ball and protect your vital organs’

Klaus impersonating Reginald: that’s it you’re going to time out get on top of the fride

Five: this house is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE

‘Slut slut slut’ I chant to the mirror and he appears behind me. Klaus Hargreaves

Diego: did you eat my donut

Klaus: no

Diego: then what’s that white powder on your shirt

Klaus: cocaine

Klaus: I have decided that I am, in fact a snac and people aren’t hungry

Dave under his breath: I’m starving

Five: my back hurts

Klaus: from what

Five: carrying this team

Klaus adding honey into his tea: hell yeah get in that leaf juice you sexy sexy bee sauce

Allison: do you take creative criticism on your sentences

Klaus: nope

Thinking about how diego and Klaus found Leonard’s butchered body but never brought it up

You cannot convince me that Diego’s heart doesn’t stop every time they announce a dead junkie

Klaus: what seems to be the problem officer

Cop: get tHE FUCK out of my car

Dave: I’m cold

Klaus: have my jacket

Dolores:

Five: damn Dolores I can’t control the weather

More expresso less depresso

-Klaus mimicking five

Five: that’s not funny

Klaus: I thought it was funny

Five: you laughed in the middle of a funeral because you thought of a meme you saw on Facebook

Klaus: *coughing violently*

Ben: don’t die

Klaus: don’t tell me what to do