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note for the new season: diego would look hot as fuck in an eyepatch
diego: -no offence.
five: none taken, I wasn’t listening to you.
diego: yeah, well, I hate you
klaus: no, you don't
diego, bitterly: no, I don't
@lauratimbits: oh hey!! now there’s a smile i’ve missed!
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Always spend time with people who know how to document your best angles. A solid ten, baby.
@lauratimbits: now that's what i call a rockstar!!
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Missing summer already.
Oh look. Diego’s escaping from another person’s boyfriend trying to kill him. I guess that last orgasm wasn’t as worth it as it seemed. (P.S. Sorry this sketch isnt as good as it probably should be.
Got more questions? Ask away to any of my characters! (It might help if you point out who you’re asking too.)
@sinfulnesxx 15A from here
Heath's hand curved to the back of Diego's ass as his roommate pounded into the guy they'd picked up at the bar. They'd said something about an afters but all that really meant was the two of them wanted the older man bent over some lawn furniture so they could fuck him until he couldn't see straight.
"Check this guy out." Heath jokingly praised as his hand pushed up and down at the small, bristly hairs at the back of this guy's head. What the fuck was his name again? Heath couldn't really remember. While he presented as sweet, and all american, the truth was he liked to get as rowdy as he could, whenever he could. Maintaining a perfect GPA kept his parents off his back, made it easy for him to get away with shit like this. This guy's pretty mouth on his cock, Heath's crown pressed firmly at the man's throat: perfect nightcap. "I think my guy has done this a few times."
"Fucking whore." Dean. This guy's ass had been like a loosened vice when they started but now he felt like an open hallway. Diego wasn't small, Heath might complain later but Diego was always the first in and then the last in too. There was something completely feral and unkempt about taking a guy to Paris with your best friend, where Heath had the good guy thing down, the hard smack from Diego's palm across Dean's ass painted him as anything but.
His hips bucked forward as his thighs hit the back of Dean's legs, his balls slapping against the round curve of the older man's pale ass. "Suck my boy's fucking cock." He grinned behind Dean as he curled his hand around the man's waist while the other pushed aggressively at the back of the other's head.
I'm:literally crying
Say Something by A Great Big World (You still want playlist songs, right? Here's another to sit on)
I TOLD MYSELF I’D ANSWER THIS ASK ONCE I GOT ON DESKTOP AND THEN I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT IT AND NOW IT’S BEEN A MONTH SAJHFE IM SORRY
Anyway, yes. This… This is Even Numbers. I love it.
Playlist Links: || Luther || Diego || Allison || Klaus || Five || Ben || Vanya || Ben and Klaus || The Even Numbers || 5, 6, 7 || Klave || Diedora || TUA Energy Songs ||
Diego, waking Klaus up: Hey- you okay?
Klaus: I'm dead.
Diego: I know, you must feel like shit after that-
Klaus: No. I went into cardiac arrest eight minutes ago. I'm deceased.
Diego: Aw, come on- [checks his pulse] ...but... how are you talking?
Klaus: Superior training. Indomitable will.
Diego: You really don't have a pulse!
Klaus: Just adrenaline and rage keeping me going. Also, military grade Adderall.
Five with Diego: Fuck you. You’re a piece of shit, you’re lucky I fucking found you dickhead
Five with Viktor: 🥺🥺 Take your time sweetie, ♥️ No pressure 💙💖
A.N.: post originally had Viktor’s deadname, post relates to season 2
Diego: I hate you so much
Klaus: really :(
Diego:
Klaus:
Diego: no
Diego: where going to the shops, Klaus do you want anything
Klaus: I’m always a slut for Doritos
Diego: I gave Luther a 'get better soon' card
Viktor: I didn’t know Luther was sick?
Diego: he’s not
Viktor:
Diego: I just thought he could do better
Diego: I drink to forget but I always remember
Five: your drinking orange juice
Five: I have a solution
Luther: thank god
Five: it involves homocide
Luther:
Viktor:
Allison:
Pogo:
Diego: HELL YES
Luther: how about No
Diego: did you eat my donut
Klaus: no
Diego: then what’s that white powder on your shirt
Klaus: cocaine
Thinking about how diego and Klaus found Leonard’s butchered body but never brought it up
You cannot convince me that Diego’s heart doesn’t stop every time they announce a dead junkie