Everyone In My Life Has Officially Given Up On Getting Me To Sit Normally

Everyone in my life has officially given up on getting me to sit normally😂

an ADHDer’s guide to sitting properly in chairs: step 1...forget everything you think you know about sitting

As a prank, Peter hacks into everyone’s phone and switches their ringtones to “The Itsy Bitsy Spider.” The Tower’s residents are not happy.

Bucky and Sam, spraying Peter with a hose: Down came the rain and washed the spider out. :)

Peter: MURDER. THIS IS MURDER.

Tony, turning away: If I don’t see it, it didn’t happen.

Peter: BETRAYAL. THIS IS BETRAYAL.

*Ignorant person: You can’t possibly have ADHD because you can sit still and work on your thing for hours.

*Me:It’s called hyper focus Karen. And no, I can’t just turn it on and off whenever it’s convenient or desperately necessary for my continued survival in the NT world.

Because the rest of the world is quiet and there are soooo many fewer distractions. Someone barging in to disrupt you at three in the morning is also extremely unlikely.

I really love that the only hours I seem capable of writing anything coherent are between ✨1 and 4am✨ 

I need a 5 +1 fic of this someone please write it