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20 / She/Her pronouns / Just your usual multifandom person I guess / Black Butler fan mostly / No I do not ship Sebaciel

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"I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!"

"I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!"

"I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!"

"MARIO IS A BITCH-ASS MOTHERFUCKER! HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE!"

"THAT'S RIGHT, HE PULLED HIS FUCKING PLUMBER PANTS DOWN, AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE! AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS 'this-a big!' AND I SAID 'THAT'S DISGUSTING!'"

"SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER.COM: MARIO, YOU GOT A SMALL DICK, IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS MUSHROOM EXCEPT WAY SMALLER. AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE!"

(explosion)

"YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, ALL SPIKES ALL SCALES! LOOK AT THAT, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG!"

"HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT? I'M GONNA FUCK THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM! THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET: MY SUPER FIRE PISS!"

"EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM. I'M GONNA GO BIGGER. I'M PISSING ON BROOKLYN!"

"HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, PLUMBER BROS?! I PISSED ON BROOKLYN, YOU IDIOTS!"

"YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING CITY! NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU, TOO!"

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1 year ago

About me:

Is this thing on? Yeah? Okay here we go.

Hey everyone, I'm BezierBallad. But feel free to refer to me as Bez, or Bezzy or Bezier. Whichever you prefer.

Let's see uh...

I am

🟣 - 20 Years Old

🟣 - A cisgender straight asexual female

🟣 - ADHD and Autistic

🟣- And extremely prone to going on about these little things that plague my brain from time to time.

I have multiple fandom interests. Some of which include

πŸ’œ - Black Butler

πŸ’œ - Don't Hug Me I'm Scared

πŸ’œ - Hazbin Hotel

πŸ’œ - Amanda The Adventurer

πŸ’œ - Kid Icarus

πŸ’œ - Mario and other Nintendo properties

πŸ’œ- And a bunch of other fandoms that I'll probably list later (keyword: probably.)

DNI if you are:

❌ - Homophobic

❌ - Transphobic

❌ - Racist

❌ - Misogynist or misandrist (or any type of sexist)

❌ - MAP, pedophiles, etc.

❌ - Sebaciel Shippers as well as other adult x minor shippers (I will not engage with any pro/anti discourse of any type.)

That's all for now. πŸ‘‹


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1 year ago

i’ve decided that Guy from scribblenauts is nonbinary

Ive Decided That Guy From Scribblenauts Is Nonbinary

no i will not elaborate


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