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"I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!"

"MARIO IS A BITCH-ASS MOTHERFUCKER! HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE!"

"THAT'S RIGHT, HE PULLED HIS FUCKING PLUMBER PANTS DOWN, AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE! AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS 'this-a big!' AND I SAID 'THAT'S DISGUSTING!'"

"SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER.COM: MARIO, YOU GOT A SMALL DICK, IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS MUSHROOM EXCEPT WAY SMALLER. AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE!"

(explosion)

"YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, ALL SPIKES ALL SCALES! LOOK AT THAT, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG!"

"HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT? I'M GONNA FUCK THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM! THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET: MY SUPER FIRE PISS!"

"EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM. I'M GONNA GO BIGGER. I'M PISSING ON BROOKLYN!"

"HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, PLUMBER BROS?! I PISSED ON BROOKLYN, YOU IDIOTS!"

"YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING CITY! NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU, TOO!"