Yeah Fuck Lillith I Wanna See Rosie And Lucifer Get Together.

Yeah fuck Lillith I wanna see Rosie and Lucifer get together.

Maleficent (2014) but it's a Black Butler Dadbastian AU

(please bear with me I haven’t watched the film since I was in like, sixth grade lmao)

okay where to start uhhhhh

Okay right off the bat, Sebastian is Maleficent

Like, it can’t get anymore simple than that really.

He’s got the vibe (somewhat), he’s got the style (sorta), he’s got the raven/crow thing (kinda)

Just replace Maleficent’s dragon form with Sebastian’s true demon form

And the sleeping curse cast by Maleficent saying that Aurora would prick her finger on the spinning wheel when she turns sixteen and stuff?

That can also be somewhat paralleled to Sebastian’s contract to steal and consume Ciel’s soul in Black Butler canon

(Idk if that part is gonna be in this AU or not but just an observation)

ok anyway-

the role of Aurora is gonna be played by Ciel

And his false name (like how Aurora was called “Briar Rose”) would probably be whatever his real name in canon probably was

Probably something like “Sirius” or “Astre” or something. “Sirius Astre” maybe?

I talked about this AU concept with my good buddy @eemoo1o-animoo and they suggested that Ciel liked playing “lord” as a child (since he was cursed by Sebastian he was raised as a peasant by three incompetent servants–I mean, fairies.)

By the way, yes, the fairies are being played by the Phantomhive servants (Finny, Mey-Rin, and Baldroy) because there's literally no reason why they shouldn't be. It's too perfect of a role for them to not be casted in.

And so when Ciel finds Sebastian in the woods he makes him go along with it, maybe having Sebastian call him “my lord” and stuff.

I’d imagine he’d get annoyed with following his incompetent guardians’ parental orders, so he’d want to be the one giving orders for once, even if it’s just a little pretend game.

And who the prince is gonna be you may be wondering?

No one other than my girl Lizzy of course

I mean, she’s not only got a sword in canon, but she’s also engaged to him

Just like how Philip is betrothed to Aurora in the source material

(Did you hear that seb@ciel shippers? This is NOT a seb@ciel work. This is not your territory. Go away.)

This is one of those AUs that writes itself I swear to god

I still have no idea who the role of Diaval/the raven is gonna be played by

Or who's gonna be King Stefan (aka the person who chops off Maleficent/Sebastian’s wings).

Though I'm kinda leaning towards either Ash/Angela or Vincent Phantomhive.

But anyway, that’s all I have for now

“what…what is this?”

More info coming soon.

Idk why it took me so long to realize this—

Velvette, a social media influencer and controller of the sort, calls out another individual (Carmilla, a well-known overlord and weapons dealer) of a crazy thing they did (killing an angel) and calling them out for their hypocrisy and cowardice (hiding the fact that she killed the angel and yet refusing to act when heaven is slaughtering the demon population.) All of this in front of other people who are affiliated with said person being exposed.

TL;DR: Velvette got Carmilla cancelled. Or at least, she was intending to do so.

Valentino, looking through his clothes: Has anyone seen my top?  Velvette, not looking up from her phone: Vox's in the kitchen.