Idk Why It Took Me So Long To Realize This

Idk why it took me so long to realize this—

Velvette, a social media influencer and controller of the sort, calls out another individual (Carmilla, a well-known overlord and weapons dealer) of a crazy thing they did (killing an angel) and calling them out for their hypocrisy and cowardice (hiding the fact that she killed the angel and yet refusing to act when heaven is slaughtering the demon population.) All of this in front of other people who are affiliated with said person being exposed.

TL;DR: Velvette got Carmilla cancelled. Or at least, she was intending to do so.

More info coming soon.

Maleficent (2014) but it's a Black Butler Dadbastian AU

(please bear with me I haven’t watched the film since I was in like, sixth grade lmao)

okay where to start uhhhhh

Okay right off the bat, Sebastian is Maleficent

Like, it can’t get anymore simple than that really.

He’s got the vibe (somewhat), he’s got the style (sorta), he’s got the raven/crow thing (kinda)

Just replace Maleficent’s dragon form with Sebastian’s true demon form

And the sleeping curse cast by Maleficent saying that Aurora would prick her finger on the spinning wheel when she turns sixteen and stuff?

That can also be somewhat paralleled to Sebastian’s contract to steal and consume Ciel’s soul in Black Butler canon

(Idk if that part is gonna be in this AU or not but just an observation)

ok anyway-

the role of Aurora is gonna be played by Ciel

And his false name (like how Aurora was called “Briar Rose”) would probably be whatever his real name in canon probably was

Probably something like “Sirius” or “Astre” or something. “Sirius Astre” maybe?

I talked about this AU concept with my good buddy @eemoo1o-animoo and they suggested that Ciel liked playing “lord” as a child (since he was cursed by Sebastian he was raised as a peasant by three incompetent servants–I mean, fairies.)

By the way, yes, the fairies are being played by the Phantomhive servants (Finny, Mey-Rin, and Baldroy) because there's literally no reason why they shouldn't be. It's too perfect of a role for them to not be casted in.

And so when Ciel finds Sebastian in the woods he makes him go along with it, maybe having Sebastian call him “my lord” and stuff.

I’d imagine he’d get annoyed with following his incompetent guardians’ parental orders, so he’d want to be the one giving orders for once, even if it’s just a little pretend game.

And who the prince is gonna be you may be wondering?

No one other than my girl Lizzy of course

I mean, she’s not only got a sword in canon, but she’s also engaged to him

Just like how Philip is betrothed to Aurora in the source material

(Did you hear that seb@ciel shippers? This is NOT a seb@ciel work. This is not your territory. Go away.)

This is one of those AUs that writes itself I swear to god

I still have no idea who the role of Diaval/the raven is gonna be played by

Or who's gonna be King Stefan (aka the person who chops off Maleficent/Sebastian’s wings).

Though I'm kinda leaning towards either Ash/Angela or Vincent Phantomhive.

But anyway, that’s all I have for now

If you guys think Rue's still feeling guilty for her actions...

Then just think about how bad poor Mytho must be feeling after everything.

Imagine having to live with the fact that you (unwillingly) attempted (multiple times) to sacrifice an innocent girl's heart to ressurrect a monstrous entity which is actually your greatest foe. Imagine performing all of this when you were supposed to love and protect anyone around you.

Even if Mytho's reputation as a prince stays intact after everything, I personally wouldn't say the same for his self-esteem and dignity.

Lizzie with a Valentine's Day Bitter Rabbit.

Can you imagine the Barbie movie but with Alastor and his aroace self playing the aroace-coded protagonist?