I Had A Thought

I had a thought

Someone probably already posted something like this but eh whatever

Guys I had an ephiphany just now

Black Butler but it's A Hat in Time AU

Starring Ciel as Hat Kid and Alois as Mustache Girl (Alois as Mustache girl works especially well imo, blonde hair, British accent, mentally fucked up kid with a tragic past, etc.)

I just remembered how much fun I had when playing this game when I got it on the Switch (if ya'll ever get the chance to play it, go for it, it's adorable and a lot of fun)

I wish I was anyone

Some poor commenter: I love this story!

Me replying: Oh my goodness gracious I’m so very glad and honored that you’ve enjoyed this story that makes me so happy and thrilled and ecstatic to hear. What was you favorit part? Mine was (bla bla bla) and I was really hoping to be (bla bla bla) when I said this and (bla bla bla) and I thought I was so creative and edgy when I wrote the line (bla bla bla) because you see in the next chapter (proceeds to spoil) which is so thematically rich and interesting because (yatta yatta yatta) I cried while writing (insert sadish scene) did you pick up on the subtlety of when I said (insert mid sentence)

Okay guys real quick I'm just gonna dump about Napoleon's contract with Adam—

Y'know how in canon, Sebastian's contract with Ciel forbids him from ever lying to him? Well, a similar thing is happening here.

Napoleon's contract with Adam forbids him from physically touching any human.

Unfortunately, it's not really enough to stop him from feeding on the poor unfortunate souls of whoever stays at their inn.

Here's where things get kinda crazy: see, Napoleon can't touch or physically harm any humans. However, (and these are mostly his words) the contract never says that he can't order his subordinates (those being Tobias and Maria) to do it for him.

After all, Napoleon is the one that humans make the contracts with, not Tobias and Maria. Therefore, the latter two don't have to follow the humans orders.

So basically summed up as:

"I'm going to punch that bitch in the face"

"Nuh uh, Napoleon, no touching. Contract, remember?"

"Very well, my lord… Maria, I order you to go punch that bitch in the face."

"NO—"

Luckily for Napoleon he can touch Sebastian all he wants cause Sebastian isn't a human therefore he's not breaking the contract yaaaaaaaaaay

Sebastian is legit the thinking emoji—

Happy mother's day! I hope those who are celebrating are having a wonderful time. Sebastian is the closest thing ciel has to a mom right now, but I think he'd rather die then recognize him as a parent haha. Sebastian has no clue why the boy child is so mad lol