Well, What A Nice Day To Know That The Friendly Person Who Did Art For Your AU Was Actually A Proshipper

Well, what a nice day to know that the friendly person who did art for your AU was actually a proshipper this whole time 🥲

fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE WHO SHIP CIEL AND SEBASTIAN FROM BLACK BUTLER!

There is so much wrong with this ship and I have a full LIST of reasons why you are disgusting if you ship it.

1. CIEL IS A MINOR. HE IS 13. I don't care that he acts like an adult sometimes or that he's emotionally mature, he is thirteen fucking years old.

2. Sebastian is like a thousand years old. He's ancient. Enough said.

3. Sebastian cares about Ciel mainly because of the contract. I'm not saying that's the only reason, but Sebastian is mainly with Ciel so he can munch on his soul and have some fun before he finds a new contractor. I do believe Sebastian might have grown more attached to Ciel, but at the end of the day, Sebastian just wants his soul ¯\(ツ)/¯

4. I'm aware that there are rumours that Black Butler was going to be some gross hardcore yaoi series, but the author changed it. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF THERE ARE SOME REMINENTS OF WHAT BLACK BUTLER MIGHT'VE BEEN, THEY AREN'T A SHIP.

5. There is next to no evidence that they will/are canon. Fight me on this.

6. Some people say it's because the series is old and the people who used to read this were desperate to be with Sebastian or Ciel whoever, and tried to ship them to feed their own dreams but SERIOUSLY. Get a life please 💀

7. Ciel doesn't have a romantic chemistry any characters apart from Lizzy, and he doesn't even seem overly interested in her ngl 💀 And again, he's 13 let the kid just be a kid.

8. The series is most likely never going to go down a romantic path. It's about demons, mystery, and crime fighting. There's a lot more but those are BASICALLY THE MAIN THEMES. not romance.

I could think up so many more, but my fingers are sore from typing. Don't get me wrong, I'm all here for platonic sebaciel because I find their dynamic interesting, but pairing the characters romantically? 🤮

Tumblr you greedy bastard you need to learn to share goddamnit—

Did tumblr chew up the link in my bio to my ao3?

We have been in a Dadbastian drought (yet there's so much potential for fan media)

Personally, I believe we have been in a severe Dadbastian drought. I'm not really referring to canon Sebastian, so don't get confused with that.

Anyway. Kuroshitsuji has been around for like 14–17 years? Since it's been around for a while there should be no Dadbastian drought. However, in my opinion, there is a lack of fan media — whether that be fanfics or fanart.

Basically, what I'm trying to say is that there's so much potential for fan media.

Like wdym, the trope where “boy who has lost everything has to make a deal with a demon who will eat his soul in the future; however, the demon starts to get parental and slowly, slowly realises he doesn't want to eat the boy's soul” doesn't sound appealing??

Can you imagine all the angst and hurt/comfort possiblities there are??

if anyone likes sebaciel ……. enjoy hell 😘