How Come When You're Working On A Puzzle, The Slightest Nudge Will Send Every Connected Piece In A Five-foot

How come when you're working on a puzzle, the slightest nudge will send every connected piece in a five-foot radius scattering, but when you intentionally disassemble it, it takes nine hours with a surgical knife to separate them?

Yes, it is. It’s a crossover movie.

Heart Of The Crystal Gems

You're Level 100 This one I knew but forgot about. I have no doubts that this is TKO talking for well over a minute of the episode (roughly starting at the 6-minute mark and ending at about 7:20). He is visibly Turbo-influenced for at least half a minute of that. (Tells you that Shadowy Figure was honest about some things in "T.K.O.'s House," doesn't it?)

@littlejowo please tell me I found a thing before you did

Featuring Bakugou as Crimson Diamond (yellow Diamond) and Midoriya as Green Diamond (pink Diamond) with Kirishima and Todoroki as their pearls

BNHA Steven Universe AU, nicknamed Crystal Quirks (kinda cheesy but it works, right?)

Because I have no self control I drew almost everyone into this so I’m going to be posting them all steadily over the next few days (or hours, or minutes, who knows!) If you want to keep up with this version of the au i’m tagging it “CrystalQuirks” and I’ll have a sideblog for it if you want to see them all collected in the same spot without tags or even if you wanna ask any au specific questions just for fun;

https://stevenuniversebnha.tumblr.com/

Obviously it goes without saying that this au in no way shape or form belongs to me and I’m sure it’s been done before but either way feel free to add on or make your own because this au has taken control of my life and I’m excited to see any version of it ever

Bonus:

I had a bot do this to my "You're Outnumbered" flipnote on Little J's account (I didn't have a Tumblr when I made the flip, and Little J was nice enough to post it). I thought it was stupid and a little funny, but I didn't realize it could cause this kind of harm. The worst things in the flipnote were implied blood and an equally-implied canon event from season 3 episode 7 of Rick and Morty, neither of which were used in an inappropriate context or manner. It ended up being tagged as lesbian of all things, among others. So yeah, I guess watch out. They'll snag anything.

The New Porn Blogs

Something that i’ve seen happening in my notifications this week is a new kind of porn blog interacting with my posts, and i want to explain WHY its so important to block them.

In the past all that would happen if a porn blog would follow you is just that, they’d follow you. It was all to do with google algorithyms where if a porn blog was shown as ‘linked’ or following a legitimate site/blog then it increased the place they came in the google searches. Great if you are one of those scam websites that gets people to click on links that either plant malware or are just shady as fuck.  Porn blogs were also sometimes shut down without warning so all the scammers hard work was over and gone. Good for us, not good for them. Most of these blogs were just stolen gifs/videos from other porn blogs anyway. If you thought gif stealing was bad/rife in the geek/nerd fandoms, just have a peep at the porn blogs.

Well a lot of the search engines etc caught onto this and built controls into their software, so they found a new way of getting (or at least trying to get) people to click on links to take them off of the tumblr site. This is by finding a random post from a legitimate blogger, which could be about anything, and either deleting the entire content of the post and adding in some ridiculous comment like ‘For more fun follow this link’ with a hyperlink off of tumblr, or if its a photo that in any way is either fun/a meme/or a little nsfw, they keep that in place and just add their link like above. Scroll down their blog and literally every single post will be a reblog and have exactly the same comment on, getting you to click and take you off site.

What does this matter i hear you ask? Well, when it comes to reporting a post, it helps to confuse the tumblr bots/staff as to what’s being reported… the comment or the original post? This means that when a bunch of posts are reported, they are all coming from different originators, this will make tumblr staff’s life even harder, and legitimate blogs are at risk of someone hitting ‘deactivate blog’ in the admin settings, meaning YOU COULD LOOSE YOUR ENTIRE BLOG BECAUSE SOME ASSHOLE PORN BOT REBLOGGED FROM YOU.

So don’t ignore this kind of thing, if you see one of these stupid reblogs (the bots very rarely actually follow you anymore), BLOCK THEM RIGHT THERE AND THEN. 

True chaos: None of the above. Just let your eyes melt until you see spots.