Bittybuttersliceontoast - Butter On Toast.

You have been visited by the twocumber. May you receive twofold luck in the coming days

as a barista that shop looked lowk busy i would in fact be confused about why no one was collecting the drink

barista: oat milk cappuccino for Ruby

Ruby: That's me. I'm named after a road.

Ruby's mom: oh my god it's you. it's really you. I am so sorry I left you as a baby, but now you're here all these years later and oh my god you're my daughter.

Ruby: *sobbing*

barista:

the legends as memes 2/?

many thanks to @yourlocalegotisticalqueerishere, @yavosaur and @zipzin for all of sara's deaths! i only put about half or this would be like, twice as long

also if this is blurry as shit i'm sorry i made it in paint lmao

Oh no, you must've misheard me. I never said morally GRAY, I said morally GAY. As in he takes a certain homosexual approach to dealing with ethical dilemmas. Also he's killed 200 people

at least can all we agree that the original gay flag with the magic and sex colours is BEAUTIFUL and it should make a comeback