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Poll because I'm curious:

I ask for the "roots" because of this idea that in some "cultures" families are very big, and in other "cultures" they tend to be small, and I want to know to what degree this applies to cousins 😄

this is what happens when they dont watch the videos with the shitty greenscreen telling you about digital footprint and cyberbullying

Kids on the internet now a days are literally wild.. like when I was 12 and on the internet, i was lying out my asshole I was telling people about my kids and my wife. I was talking to them about taxes and how I miss my college days.....now 12 year Olds are out here telling their AGE?!?! OR REAL NAME?!??! I was literally fucking Garry that worked at staples and had 2 children for like 4 years...

i just found out the hot dude i had a crush on as a kid from Little Miss Sunshine is PAUL DANO?? Sir?? what are you doing here??

Alright, only 364 days until the NEXT ides of march!!

today may be st. patrick's day, but its something else. Sadie Kane's Birthday. and that's what really matters in these trying times.

I understand how much people love Grace, but she simply has too much narc energy for me. Like yes, she's cute and funny, I get it, but she also would have gotten on my nerves so bad in high school

NPMD SPOILERS

Okay so I'm watching the digital ticket and DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME FATHER FROM TRAIL TO OREGON SAW THE LORDS IN BLACK???

MAX SAID "WHAT ARE YOU" THE SAME WAY FATHER DID THE DOTS!! ARE CONNECTING!!!

i CANNOT get the lords in black song out of my head. I was making a cup of tea earlier and started singing it under my breath. My roommate was concerned.

I want to love XO, Kitty SO BAD but netflix's track record with shows that have queer characters of colour (especially sapphic and definitely especially non-lesbian sapphic) is EXCEPTIONALLY terrible. I'm literally already mad abt a cancellation that hasn't happened bc I don't trust netflix execs

ayo. i haven't seen across the spiderverse yet but i WAS rereading some Miles comics and. They destroy the ultimates universe in the comics. which is Miles' universe. It gets brought back eventually BUT STILL. im deeply worried that this is going to be a plot point

Dave Filoni you sick bastard

I'm just as thrilled about what we got as I am mad we didn't get MORE.

Filoni's trying to fucking kill me

me when people say anakin was already basically darth vader or even an adult in the clone wars when he was LITERALLY NINETEEN when the clone wars started?? wdym he's an adult?? like maybe legally but he's in his freshman year of college?? he doesn't even know how to open a credit card yet? hes not allowed to live off-campus?

and ahsoka was FOURTEEN. Babies. Babies raising babies.

Yoda will truly NEVER have my forgiveness for making anakin train a baby in the middle of the war when the WHOLE COUNCIL agreed he was too young to be an actual master.

like, honestly, EVERYONE should have seen this coming.

the idea that Anakin popped out evil randomly that exists in the fandom is so crazy to me?

like. took this massively powerful kid and stuck him in the frontlines instead of, yk. making him take extra meditative classes in the temple or hang out in a library or something?

BUT, and I wish this went without saying, this is ALSO not Obi-Wan's fault?? He was a baby when they pushed Anakin on HIM. He was like early 20s at the absolute oldest. Yoda and Qui-Gon are bastards like no shit he didnt give Anakin all the fundamentals. THEY DIDNT FINISH TRAINING OBI-WAN EITHER??

Me and the Jedi Order have beef. If the Altisian Jedi have raised Anakin he would have been a normal fella.

anyways hollywood better make a older sister/younger sister coming-of-age comedy starring Leah Sava Jeffries and Ayo Edebiri as SOON as the strike ends or so help me god-

just watched gen V episodes 1-3, lets go opinions nobody asked for!!

I'm all in. It may be my black girl mc bias, but I am deeply invested.

I was really not into The Boys. The color-grading, bleak outlook on humanity, and six millionth deconstruction of superman all felt stale to me, and I wasn't a fan of incels recieving new ammo, no matter how satirical it was.

Watching Gen V though made me honestly want to give it another chance.

My one criticism is the criticism I have with most mainstream film, which is the lack of subtlety. There is a bigender character, a schizophrenic character, and a character with an ED in this show, and that is not even the half of it. I would appreciate this more if the show would talk directly to those audiences instead of seemingly spending the whole show adding footnotes explaining those concepts to the general public. But I can let this slide because a foot in the door is a foot in the door and we really need that right now.

Meta aside, oh my GOD this story. I have never been so invested in my life.

Andre and Cate haven't really grabbed me emotionally, but they're both acted so well that i'm intrigued anyways.

Jordan is really fun for me because she has a story outside of her gender. He's really direct and cool and is the exact character archetype I catch feelings for in media. He's also played by TWO actors who have blended their performances so well that I kept forgetting they were separate people.

Marie, Emma, and Sam are so perfect I could probably write dissertations on them, but for now I will settle for saying Waterworld is almost definitely foreshadowing, and if it's not it's a metaphor.

The DEAN is such good writing. They casted an actress who played a loving mother in bridgerton to be a sneak-attack villain, and I haven't seen such a good twist of expectations since Chris Evans in Knives Out.

idk i never know how to end these that's all I got.

me, looking at my blond, bisexual, swimmer boyfriend: are you going to become Percy Jackson or?

my boyfriend, who is dating me, a self-critical, overachiever, ADHD black girl: 😐

thinking about annie and marie meeting with every bone in my body.

The fact that Ted is so attached to Paul is probably because he reminds him of his little brother. Just a thought.

THE DAY HAS COME

age discourse on tumblr gives me a fucking headache BUT i will say this.

I keep my age in my bio because i am an adult who likes to have adult mutuals that know I am not a child.

if you ARE a child, keep your age out of your bio PLEASE.

I know, people are giving you mixed signals on this app, saying they block all ageless blogs etc etc but PLEASE do not let everyone know exactly how old you are. Those are exactly the kind of landmarks groomers look for.

I am looking at YOU, sixteen year old with a complex, or twelve year old looking for fanart. ik its tempting but I'm literally begging you.