Unuseful Life Advice From The Noise Machine:

Unuseful life advice from the Noise machine:

Avoid faceplanting into metal railings whilst trying to take a drunk piss. You'll feel fine in the moment but you'll look like Rudolph the reindeer in the morning.

*Ugh* how I miss my nipple piercings.. 💀

[and omg, how they never healed cause I kept getting them stuck in every distressed/fishnet shirt I own.. fucking ouch.]

Me: totally incapable of dealing with any sort of kind/caring/supportive words.

Also me: actually googling for a response. God, wtf is wrong with me!? 💀💀

It's honestly embarrassing. No way "normal" people struggle with kindness to this degree.

At least I can see the humor in it.. right?

We love them moody vibes.. 💀🖤 Yes we do.

november shots

💜💜🦈 Go send this to ten of the people who make you happy or to someone you think needs cheering up. If you get some back, even better! And have a lovely day 🦈💜💜

Dgbcxjf.. thank you 🥺🖤🖤

An edit from an old shoot. [same one as the avatar]