Are You Planning To Make A Masterlist

are you planning to make a masterlist

Hi anon! At this time, I have not thought seriously about making a masterlist. I would like to have one eventually, but it’s not high on my priority list at this moment. Though if you guys want a masterlist, I can make one.

I see you apologizing to Cat... I thought you wanted to fight someone? Looks like someone is chicken

Listen here, anon. There is a huge difference between being chicken and realizing someone is a higher figure in the community and submitting to that. I know I would never win in an argument with them. I also know they were (most likely) joking. And if they weren’t joking, I still did not mean to pass judgement like that and I did apologize for that.

However! I most certainly will fight you for trying to call me a chicken.

I'll fight you. *action music starts playing*

Imma boutta use the wuxi finger hold on this dude

Just to let you guys know, I’m working on the masterlist so… just ignore all notifs from me

There should only be a one or two posts but still

The hero grabbed the collar of the villain’s shirt and pulled them to lean over the tiny island countertop. “Listen here, you bastard. I know that you’re [Villain].”

The villain rolled their eyes. “Well obviously. And you’re not that great at hiding your identity either, [Hero].”

The hero tugged harder, nearly knocking over the ingredients splayed between them. “What are you doing with [Civilian]?”

“Why, we go all the way back to high school.” The villain placed their hands on the counter and pushed upwards, so that they loomed over the hero. “In fact, I’m pretty sure I’ve known them longer than you have.”

“You little – ”

“They didn’t have baking powder,” the civilian said, stepping through the apartment’s front door. “So I just got baking soda. That’s basically the same thing, right?”

They entered the kitchen to the sight of the hero and villain merrily measuring flour and chopping strawberries. They both greeted the civilian with bright smiles on their faces.

“Aw, I knew you two would get along,” the civilian said. “Alright, let me pull the eggs out, and then we’ll really get started.”

The civilian turned around to root in the fridge. The hero flipped the villain off, and the villain mimed stabbing with their strawberry-chopping knife.

“Alright, that’s everything,” the civilian said, turning back again with the eggs.

“Great!” the other two said in unison, beaming from ear to ear.

I would they would prefer you using hands? Maybe give you a little peck to help you get angry and help you fight better?

Alright then. But I must warn you them, I have been told I have a strong right hook.

Oh, and none of that ‘give you a little peck’ stuff. That is an attack in itself. Plus, when someone fights angry, it almost always ensures their defeat. And that is not happening.