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@tangledinink HELLO
The hero grabbed the collar of the villain’s shirt and pulled them to lean over the tiny island countertop. “Listen here, you bastard. I know that you’re [Villain].”
The villain rolled their eyes. “Well obviously. And you’re not that great at hiding your identity either, [Hero].”
The hero tugged harder, nearly knocking over the ingredients splayed between them. “What are you doing with [Civilian]?”
“Why, we go all the way back to high school.” The villain placed their hands on the counter and pushed upwards, so that they loomed over the hero. “In fact, I’m pretty sure I’ve known them longer than you have.”
“You little – ”
“They didn’t have baking powder,” the civilian said, stepping through the apartment’s front door. “So I just got baking soda. That’s basically the same thing, right?”
They entered the kitchen to the sight of the hero and villain merrily measuring flour and chopping strawberries. They both greeted the civilian with bright smiles on their faces.
“Aw, I knew you two would get along,” the civilian said. “Alright, let me pull the eggs out, and then we’ll really get started.”
The civilian turned around to root in the fridge. The hero flipped the villain off, and the villain mimed stabbing with their strawberry-chopping knife.
“Alright, that’s everything,” the civilian said, turning back again with the eggs.
“Great!” the other two said in unison, beaming from ear to ear.
"Sir Lancelot, the bravest and most noble of them all."
The absolute recognition between the hidden greats
The less I needed the better I felt.
Charles Bukowski
Currently failing to draw postal 1 dude in this pose so if one of yall can be an epic broski and draw him that'd be epic
