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The hero grabbed the collar of the villain’s shirt and pulled them to lean over the tiny island countertop. “Listen here, you bastard. I know that you’re [Villain].”
The villain rolled their eyes. “Well obviously. And you’re not that great at hiding your identity either, [Hero].”
The hero tugged harder, nearly knocking over the ingredients splayed between them. “What are you doing with [Civilian]?”
“Why, we go all the way back to high school.” The villain placed their hands on the counter and pushed upwards, so that they loomed over the hero. “In fact, I’m pretty sure I’ve known them longer than you have.”
“You little – ”
“They didn’t have baking powder,” the civilian said, stepping through the apartment’s front door. “So I just got baking soda. That’s basically the same thing, right?”
They entered the kitchen to the sight of the hero and villain merrily measuring flour and chopping strawberries. They both greeted the civilian with bright smiles on their faces.
“Aw, I knew you two would get along,” the civilian said. “Alright, let me pull the eggs out, and then we’ll really get started.”
The civilian turned around to root in the fridge. The hero flipped the villain off, and the villain mimed stabbing with their strawberry-chopping knife.
“Alright, that’s everything,” the civilian said, turning back again with the eggs.
“Great!” the other two said in unison, beaming from ear to ear.
Wintergatan - Marble Music Machine (2000 marbles)
This is incredible! At first i was like hmm that doesn’t sound like music, then the dude drops the beat hard.
when a baby is crying in the background and you use slow it down on snapchat
i did this today and now i am single
I loved so many of the cute animals on vine……
can you make me a splice of gardevoir and snorlax? no particular reason why. I just think it would look cool is gardevor was a little heavier. i just think it w
I know this isn’t what you wanted, but I never give anyone what they want, so whatever.
Rose and Jesse fusion?? Both of your wifeys as one 😮
When you think you can’t be any more gay then you draw stuff like this
Bonus James Pearl!
The whole gang from 2016
butt-berry.tumblr.com/tagged/blooming-bulbasaur
wholesome
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