Hey Guys, I Know Ive Been Gone For A Bit. Im Real Sorry, But I Dont Think That Ill Be Able To Return

Hey guys, I know I’ve been gone for a bit.  I’m real sorry, but I don’t think that I’ll be able to return fully within the next few weeks.  Work has been super stressful (retail, amirite?) and won’t get better until after the holidays, and I’ve just found out that two grandparents are in the hospital (different sides of the family- one will be fine she just needs fluids and the other one is... an abuser to me) so my family life has been crazy, and I got Disney+ and it’s been so crazy. But I won’t be leaving anytime soon, just sort of... being a wallflower.  I love all of you and I cannot wait until I can fully rejoin you and our beloved community.   Thank you for your patience and the incredible community you’ve let me be apart of.

Sooooo.... I got sucked into the Greatest Showman fandom.  The music slaps and the plot is whumpy, what else was I supposed to do?  Right now, I’m writing a sick!fic for Phillip, it’ll hopefully be done very soon, and I was wondering if anyone wants to read it.  I know it’s a smaller fandom, and I’m not the best writer, but I’ll definitely post it here if anyone wants to read it.  Just let me know.

Ohmygosh, Jo!!!! You certainly know how to treat a girl! I adore you, @jo-castle

Okay, here we go! Five Fun Facts about Rae-Rae!

1) I have a very unusual music taste.  VERY unusual.  I can remember nearly every song I’ve ever heard more than once, and if I’ve learned the lyrics, that’s it.  Whether that’s just because of repetition or desire, it’s in my head permanently.  So in my shuffle playlists, you’ll hear American Idiot, then the next song will be Keep Walking, then it’ll be Hellfire, and then Let It Be.  I’m the very definite definition of eclectic.

2) I have an ever-growing Pop Vinyl addict- I mean collection!  I have nine, three are Flash (both Captain Colds, one Flash, still looking for the unmasked Flash at a good price) Belle, Todoroki, Nick Fury, Elsa, Olaf and Marshmallow.  Yes, he’s as big as you think he is, he’s one of my favorites.

3) I am a huge Goosebumps fan!  Which is ironic because I usually can’t handle anything scary, I am a huuuuuuuuuge chickenshit, but Goosebumps seems to be the exception.  I’m not even scared of Slappy!  Only one really scared me when I first read it, The Curse of Camp Cold Lake and mostly just because I’m scared of snakes not the intense fear of always being alone and the one person who “loves” you just wants you to hurt just like them  Yeah definitely the snakes.

4) I can pull off a convincing Southern accent!.... to anyone who’s not actually Southern. My mom’s from Texas, as is my grandmother, and I’ve learned to mimic a couple drawls from them, which I can play up.  To anyone who’s actually from Texas, I sound like a wannabe actor who is trying too hard.  To someone who’s not, I’m magically from Texas, even though I’ve never been to the state.

5) All right, I can end this laughing at myself.  You know how I said I was a chickenshit?  I am actually, legitimately, panic attack inducingly scared of the Haunted Mansion.  Not the 2003 movie, which could have scary parts for children, but the ride.  The made in the 60s, half scary half funny, totally fake, totally cheesy ride at Disneyland.  I can only go on it when it’s Halloween/Christmas when it’s Nightmare Before Christmas.  I have been on the one in Florida, due to sheer willpower and then panicking afterwards. I have tried to get over this fear but it hasn’t gone away since I was five so it’s not one of those exposure things that goes away.  I do have a really funny story about how this fear started though.

I don’t know who’s been tagged either, so just skip it if you’ve been tagged twice @toosicktoocare @the-wandering-whumper @99point9percentwhump @cookiecutterwrites @voidwhump

Five Fun Facts Challenge! Tell 5 facts about yourself and tag 5 friends to reblog and share 5 fun facts about themselves

Tagged by @albino-whumpee @castielamigos-whump-side-blog and @whumpity–whump–whump ! Whew! I’m flattered by the number of people who want to know things about me XD

1. I’m hyper-obsessed with Yugioh, Homestuck (I know, I AM ashamed don’t get me wrong but I’m still obsessed regardless of that shame), and She-ra

2. I have literally always been into whump. One of my early memories is absolutely LOVING a scene in the original My Little Pony where the Evil Girl kidnaps baby ponies and yanks them around on chains. I was OBSESSED with that scene, though I never told anyone.

3. I am very happily in a committed, but long-distance, relationship.

4. If you show me a boy with long hair I’ll show you a wedding ring. (It is the peak of character design okay.)

5. I am HUGE into slave whump. Pet whump is close on its heels because there’s so much overlap but something about the specificity of slave-based angst just GETS me

Taggiiiiiing uhhh @whump-it @fairybean101 @that-one-thespian  @raigash  @spiffythespook  @jo-castle 

Jo!  You’re so amazing to me.  I’m so excited! I love these things!  But SUCH hard questions!  I almost can’t choose!

hallucinating whumpee or stabbed whumpee? concussed whumpee or delirium whumpee? exhausted whumpee or mind-controlled whumpee? scared whumpee or angry whumpee? self-isolated whumpee or hiding injuries whumpee? stomach bug whumpee or throat sore whumpee? dehydrated whumpee or electrocuted whumpee? insomniac whumpee or guilty whumpee? (almost couldn’t choose here) tortured whumpee or food poisoned whumpee? touch starved whumpee or amnesia whumpee? asphyxiated whumpee or kicked on the ribs whumpee? beaten up whumpee or gunpoint whumpee?  gas poisoned whumpee or self-sacrificing whumpee? (so hard to choose!) collapsed lung whumpee or migraine whumpee? broken ribs whumpee or shot in the leg whumpee? lost in the woods whumpee or broken voice whumpee? desperate caretaker or killer-mode on caretaker? scared caretaker or stoic caretaker? hiding shaking hands caretaker or trying not to cry in front of the whumpee caretaker? overprotective caretaker or worried sick caretaker? (that’s it, I can’t choose) exhausted smile caretaker or dark circles under eyes caretaker? bandaging whumpee caretaker or feeding whumpee caretaker? offer their lap to whumpee caretaker or hold them tight caretaker? bloody hands caretaker or human-shield caretaker? offer their hand to hold caretaker or manhandling whumpee caretaker? showing up in the last minute caretaker or self-sacrificing caretaker? medical skilled caretaker or non-medical skilled caretaker?

And that’s me! It was soooo hard to choose, but I did my best.

Tag list- @the-wandering-whumper @toosicktoocare @justwhumpythings @whumpitywhumpwhump @99point9percentwhump

Whump Would You Rather

(by @cpaperheart)

hallucinating whumpee or stabbed whumpee? concussed whumpee or delirium whumpee? exhausted whumpee or mind-controlled whumpee? scared whumpee or angry whumpee? self-isolated whumpee or hiding injuries whumpee? stomach bug whumpee or throat sore whumpee? dehydrated whumpee or electrocuted whumpee? insomniac whumpee or guilty whumpee? tortured whumpee or food poisoned whumpee? touch starved whumpee or amnesia whumpee? asphyxiated whumpee or kicked on the ribs whumpee? beaten up whumpee or gunpoint whumpee? gas poisoned whumpee or self-sacrificing whumpee? broken ribs whumpee or shoot in the leg whumpee? collapsed lung whumpee or migraine whumpee? lost in the woods whumpee or broken voice whumpee?

desperate caretaker or killer-mode on caretaker? scared caretaker or stoic caretaker? hiding shaking hands caretaker or trying not to cry in front of the whumpee, caretaker? overprotective caretaker or worried sick caretaker? exhausted smile caretaker or dark circles under eyes caretaker? bandaging whumpee, caretaker or feeding whumpee, caretaker? offer their lap to whumpee, caretaker or hold them tight, caretaker? bloody hands caretaker or human-shield caretaker? offer their hand to hold caretaker or manhandling whumpee, caretaker? showing up in the last minute caretaker or self-sacrificing caretaker? medical skilled caretaker or non-medical skilled caretaker?

I tag @whumped-cream and @whumpwhumpwhumpwhump

Let’s play Writer’s Would You Ever

Send me an ask that says “Would you ever write…” and continue the sentence.

I’ll respond with yes or no and give an explanation as to why if I want to.

Whump who?

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