"weirdos..."-Psy

"weirdos..."-Psy

@psychicvoidtale

Past and Pasta

"I was the arch Illager, one of the most powerful beings in the overworld, with unimaginable power, so great that my glory and light were as abysmal as was my passing shadow."

"I had an army so powerful that I had never seen before that I envied the number of heroes I saw, no one could against my reign and empire, everything was created with the purpose of me taking what belongs to me since my birth, the whole world"

"but, I was overthrown, a group of heroes took my world from me and destroyed my life for the third and fourth time, my empire, my life, Everything I formed was taken away, nothing was left for me, now I have a simple life, and I... I..."

"I HAVE TO COOK FOR MY HUSBAND, AND THE DAMN GAS GONE!!, I CURSE YOU MAGIC CRISPITAS OVEN!!, I CUUUURSEEEEE YOUUUUUUUU, HE WILL BE COMING FROM WORK SOON!!, AND I HAVE NOT MADE THE PASTA YET, I CURSE YOU, I CURSEEE YOUUUUUU"

He ended up married to someone from a Latin country and now became a househusband....

That's my husband's story... Now he waits for me every time I came home from work....

@psychicvoidtale

"why is this so familiar?...."

Robertsky,That's my son, treat him well, please

Robertsky gave him tiny pieces of apple and peaches, he had to find Velvety to create a crib for Henry, but, they managed to make everything go well, even if he almost scared Izaaak to death because he thought it was a rat...

Who's your main?

Me:

THE ARCH ILLAGER!!✨

Mi bebo todo hermoso, precioso, divino, mi main, arriba nuestro emperador!!!

"You took me out of Norway, to be in Mexico and your filthy ranch?!!"-Arch illager

"hehe, no te entendí ni verga no se inglés nene"- yo merengues ùwú (me)

The context:

I made him, a crochet ùwú ✨

And yeah, he had an Overalls

Yo y mi amorcito comiendo taquitos con Boing

Me and my sweetheart eating taquitos with Boing

Haha, I made this soooooo much time ago, this was for Instagram but I emigrated here so, I'm going to bring more Instagram videos and art that I made haha

Shoes Brothers

"why are so tiny?"-Robertsky

"haha, so funny"-Albertsky

"haha, come on, hmm, coffee?"- Robertsky

"and pie?"-Albertsky

"two pies and one of them is of the cheese"-Robertsky

"deal!"-Albertsky

*And then, they come back to the apartment for money and They went to a café for that coffee and pie, there they met someone special..... Life is good*

Hello, I'm the person behind this blog, and, haha, I'm sorry, this is not about That's not my neighbour, but, I want show this, because I'm still laughing as fuck

Wait for it

AJAJAJJAJSJSKSKSKSKS, LMAO, SKSKSKSJSJ, context: My character is supposed to be blind and I forgot to leave that detail in the character card and I, like an idiot, said that they saw a movie and my character left on his motorcycle, ksjsjsjsjs