"weirdos..."-Psy

"weirdos..."-Psy

@psychicvoidtale

Past and Pasta

"I was the arch Illager, one of the most powerful beings in the overworld, with unimaginable power, so great that my glory and light were as abysmal as was my passing shadow."

"I had an army so powerful that I had never seen before that I envied the number of heroes I saw, no one could against my reign and empire, everything was created with the purpose of me taking what belongs to me since my birth, the whole world"

"but, I was overthrown, a group of heroes took my world from me and destroyed my life for the third and fourth time, my empire, my life, Everything I formed was taken away, nothing was left for me, now I have a simple life, and I... I..."

"I HAVE TO COOK FOR MY HUSBAND, AND THE DAMN GAS GONE!!, I CURSE YOU MAGIC CRISPITAS OVEN!!, I CUUUURSEEEEE YOUUUUUUUU, HE WILL BE COMING FROM WORK SOON!!, AND I HAVE NOT MADE THE PASTA YET, I CURSE YOU, I CURSEEE YOUUUUUU"

He ended up married to someone from a Latin country and now became a househusband....

That's my husband's story... Now he waits for me every time I came home from work....

@psychicvoidtale

Who's your main?

Me:

THE ARCH ILLAGER!!✨

Mi bebo todo hermoso, precioso, divino, mi main, arriba nuestro emperador!!!

"You took me out of Norway, to be in Mexico and your filthy ranch?!!"-Arch illager

"hehe, no te entendí ni verga no se inglés nene"- yo merengues ùwú (me)

The context:

I made him, a crochet ùwú ✨

And yeah, he had an Overalls

Yo y mi amorcito comiendo taquitos con Boing

Me and my sweetheart eating taquitos with Boing

Hewoo, These are the ways Robertsky would ask out

"I was thinking so much and..... I.... I feel something.... I know, I'm just a shoemaker... But... I really feels like you are so the only person I could have a stronger heart beat... And.... I want to ask you If.... Could.... Umm.... Be together?" -Robertsky

Y como Roberto pediría a salir (mexican mode)

"do you want to be my girlfriend?" -The banner says

*Velvety doesn't know how to react, but in the end he said yes*

(I will explain the joke for the Anglo speakers, in Latam we had this joke, someone did that banner and we make memes for that)

"At least he didn't leave me as a ranch girl, dressed up and fussy"

(in Mexico we had the joke about "Steal the ranch girl in exchange for a cow")

Grande Robertsky, siento un buen mexicano, mojando el churro robando al travesti xd

COUPLE POLY

ALBERTSKY:

Teutates: do you feel or not feel bonita?

Yog: hmm..... I feel bonita...

Teutates: wonderfull.... Because you are bonita....

I'M BEGGING Y'ALL PLEASE DRAW TEUTATES X YOG IN THIS PICTURE

TRANS 🏳️‍⚧️ RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS!!, I DON'T READ CRYs!!!

Yeah... He doesn't mess around...

Ah yeah, I forget post this

HUSBANDS

This last one is art by @psychicvoidtale

Yeah, I forgot to say it, I married, haha

Poor my husband, it hurts me to leave him to go to work, his sad life as a malewife

Oh, he said something tonight, see it

"TRANS RIGHTS!"

Hehe, so cute...