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5 months ago

My first digital art is a Radioapple meme lmao

My First Digital Art Is A Radioapple Meme Lmao

Based on this pic I found the other day

My First Digital Art Is A Radioapple Meme Lmao

A friend of mine heard I was doing fanart, so they gave me their old Bamboo tablet as an early b-day present 🎁

I'm so happy UwU

The pic might not be that good but I'm pretty proud of it

UwU

And for anyone wondering, yes, Luci is making jambalaya

And yes, I did just realize I forgot to give Luci an apron oh well QwQ


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10 months ago

Wow Adam and Eve really are the original male wife/girlboss couple huh


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9 months ago

Does an enby house spouse classify as a 'theywife' or are they under the boywife/malewife umbrella?


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11 months ago

MC: *has woke up in the middle of the night; snuck into the kitchen to grab themselves some snacks*

Barbatos: ...

Barbatos: *smiles* Thank goodness you are not what I was thinking of.

MC: ...

MC: You mean a rat?

Barbatos: Yes, dear. You were making quite some squeaky noises.

MC: ...

MC: Sorry.

Barbatos: Oh, please don't apologize just yet.

Barbatos: You should after explaining to me why you are eating junk food when you could have just woken me up.

MC: ...

Barbatos: What's the use of having me as your husband if you were not going to ask me for service?

MC: ...

MC: *puppy eyes* You were tired all day...

Barbatos: ...

Barbatos: *chuckles* I am not now. Allow me to cook you a meal.


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2 years ago

A Christmas horny parole

Prompt: Elijah got too comfortable and forgot he had a goblin partner. (Elijah x female reader)

Cw: Edging/Teasing, public indecency (I think), grinding.

It was Christmas, you were spending it with Elijah's family, and it was such a good night. Seeing Elijah interact with his family and be the wholesome being he had always been filled you with a warm feeling. You loved that himbo so much.

But it also filled you with something else, you felt like some chaos was due. The mischievous villain on you woke up, he was getting too comfortable, you had to make amends.

"Elijah, my love" You called his attention.

"Yes, darling?" His head up and looking at you with his endearing cutesy face.

You watched as the kids got out of the living room, having lost Eli's attention. This brought a devilish smile to you, but you did your best to hide it.

"It's time for Santa to appear." You said, This Christmas, they asked Elijah to be Santa, rightfully so, there was no one more perfect for the role. He was the spirit by himself.

He looked at the clock, while walking to your side. "You are right, I should go change"

You led the way, guiding him to a distanced room where they kept the costume, so the children couldn't find it. Its reason was firstly to not ruin the innocence of the kids, but now it was to teach Eli a lesson.

He forgot his girl was not to be trusted, like ever.

The room was empty, one bed neatly organized, a closet and a TV turned off. All bare-looking, but it was a decent guest bedroom.

"You didn't have to come with me, darling" Elijah said while grabbing the costume from the inside of a closet. His face a little red from being in your presence alone.

"But I did, otherwise you might get stuck" You said. Watching as he began to undress.

He caught your eye and shied away, turning his back to you. Fatal error, you were only going to fluster him first, but now? Now he had sealed his destiny.

He took way his shit and was in the process of taking his pants when you approached silently, a few inches away from him. "Or worse..." You said, very close to their ear, caressing his back. "You could get too comfortable in this peaceful scenario"

Now he trembled, he barely understood. "D-darling... w-what are you-?" He was cut off. Your hands attacked him, grabbing his abdomen and reaching out to his hands, who were still on the top of the pants.

Your head was now resting on his shoulder and the hand on his abdomen was gently caressing his skin, giving him the ghostly touch you know he loves but hated, as it was not enough for him. "Hm... I'm just doing what your body wants to, my love" Then your mouth began biting the space between his neck and shoulder.

He moaned, already feeling the familiar sensation oh throbbing in his pants. "W-wait... my family... Agh..." Your other hand was now on his boxers, touching him over the material. He was feeling so good... but he had to stop you. You couldn't do this right now, their family could walk in on you two, and he would be nagged at and embarrassed.

He tried using his hands to stop you, but this only made you laugh. He was never lacking the strength to move you, but the moment you bit, hit with all your might? He was weak as a newborn.

You felt his cock growing for a while. You loved his reactions, the man was a tower of a person, but whined too sweetly under your hands. "Oh, darling. You wouldn't want to go outside all bothered, would you?"

You didn't let him answer, as you pushed him to the bed. He was so surprised at it, but couldn't stop the fall as his pants were mid-thigh and his mind was fighting over decency and the good feeling you were creating.

He fell to the bed, face first, quickly rushed to get on his back and stand up. He could stop this, he didn't wanna, but his rationality was still winning in his mind. "I-I think we should - Ugh!!" He was cut off yet again.

You sat on him, your butt right on top of his covered cock. You loved interrupting him in your own way. "You are right, we should get you off. That way you can relax" it was obviously not what he wanted to say.

But he couldn't say shit as you began grinding yourself on him, it was beginning to get you hot and bothered too. He was already leaking, his boxers were wet.

"W-wait- I..." he moaned, hard this time. He covered his mouth on reflex, he didn't want to get caught.

"Aw... such a shame I can't make you sing for me" You jumped. His cock was really hard, you knew he needed a little more friction, but you loved him fighting against himself. So jumping was giving him a little friction but not enough, which made him crazy.

"D-darling, I-... please, just-!" He began pleading, he couldn't resist the jumping.

"I suppose I could yield a little bit" You stopped jumping on him, back to grinding. Your panties were now wet, perfect for annoying him more. You were enjoying the feeling of both your crotches wet and pleading for each other, but nothing was more exciting than seeing Elijah plead for some fucking. "You know how it is, sweetie. If you want it, you gotta say it"

He was blinded, being denied to then being offered made it so hard for him. Your grinding was making him lose rationality, he knew he should stop, but you were feeling so good. But he was never good at dirty talk, he felt so ashamed, he wanted it but didn't know how to say it

"C-Can we... C-Can I please have my... in you?" As if he wasn't already blushed to a maximum, man was red as a ripe tomato. But it wasn't enough.

"Now, darling..." You grinded on him faster, feeling the heat increasing. "I have thought you better ways to say it"

God, you were feeling blissfully good. But he wanted more. He didn't recognize your words as he was concentrated on the heat.

"C'mon, say it" You grinded faster, shutting him up in the process.

The man was so lost in his feelings, he felt like he was almost there. He felt something growing bigger and bigger in his stomach, he became dumb at it, he was so close he could grasp the release.

He was so hard under his boxers, it was the twitching that got you. Seeing him so weak and whiney, his moans were very loud, you hoped no one would listen to them, but at the same time it excited you. But alas, he was not obeying you because he was blinded by pleasure and that couldn't happen.

"Such a shame" You got off him, enjoying the view as his hips followed yours with need, a groan leaving him at the same time.

"Why...?" He was dazed while looking at you, a very frustrated and sad.

"Oh, my love, you know that bad boys don't deserve to cum." He was an amazing sight, huffing, half sitting, no shirt and pants almost on the floor. His boxers, as the only thing on his body still in place, were wet and leaking.

"B-but I..." He frowned. "Please..."

You stared at him, crossing your arms. "Please what, baby boy?"

He reached for you, only looking like a needy puppy, "I want... you"

He was easily embarrassed by dirty stuff, but you knew he didn't dislike it. The real reason for his bashfulness was that he gets turned on by it.

"Well" You turned your back on him, on your way to the door. "Since you don't want it that much, I guess we can stop now" You said.

"N-no!" You looked over your shoulder at him, "Please come back...." He looked the other way. His face fighting to be redder than possible, "I want... my dick inside you... I want to cum inside. Anything... just touch me"

"Finally, that's my good boy" You grinned, pleased by his actions.

You knew this was going to be a good and long night.

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I know in my heart, Elijah is a male wife with the submissive side. (Shutupimnotprojecting)

The best boy Elijah belongs to @homecomingvn.


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8 months ago
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS!!, I DON'T READ CRYs!!!

TRANS 🏳️‍⚧️ RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS!!, I DON'T READ CRYs!!!

Yeah... He doesn't mess around...

Ah yeah, I forget post this

HUSBANDS

Ah Yeah, I Forget Post This
Ah Yeah, I Forget Post This
Ah Yeah, I Forget Post This

This last one is art by @psychicvoidtale

Yeah, I forgot to say it, I married, haha

Poor my husband, it hurts me to leave him to go to work, his sad life as a malewife

Oh, he said something tonight, see it

Ah Yeah, I Forget Post This
Ah Yeah, I Forget Post This
Ah Yeah, I Forget Post This
Ah Yeah, I Forget Post This

"TRANS RIGHTS!"

Hehe, so cute...


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8 months ago
"weirdos..."-Psy

"weirdos..."-Psy

@psychicvoidtale

Past and Pasta

Past And Pasta

"I was the arch Illager, one of the most powerful beings in the overworld, with unimaginable power, so great that my glory and light were as abysmal as was my passing shadow."

Past And Pasta

"I had an army so powerful that I had never seen before that I envied the number of heroes I saw, no one could against my reign and empire, everything was created with the purpose of me taking what belongs to me since my birth, the whole world"

Past And Pasta

"but, I was overthrown, a group of heroes took my world from me and destroyed my life for the third and fourth time, my empire, my life, Everything I formed was taken away, nothing was left for me, now I have a simple life, and I... I..."

Past And Pasta

"I HAVE TO COOK FOR MY HUSBAND, AND THE DAMN GAS GONE!!, I CURSE YOU MAGIC CRISPITAS OVEN!!, I CUUUURSEEEEE YOUUUUUUUU, HE WILL BE COMING FROM WORK SOON!!, AND I HAVE NOT MADE THE PASTA YET, I CURSE YOU, I CURSEEE YOUUUUUU"

He ended up married to someone from a Latin country and now became a househusband....

That's my husband's story... Now he waits for me every time I came home from work....

@psychicvoidtale


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8 months ago

MY HUSBAND

I PAINT MY HUSBAND

MY HUSBAND

TINY HUSBAND TINY HUSBAND TINY HUSBAND TINY HUSBAND TINY HUSBAND TINY HUSBAND TINY HUSBAND TINY HUSBAND TINY HUSBAND TINY HUSBAND

Ok ya xd, seeh, it's just a paint, but, it's I guess


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4 years ago

male astrologer and girl stockbroker


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11 months ago

i need a malewife


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1 year ago

*Me introducing my girlfriend*

“Hey guys! Meet my future wife!”

*Me introducing my boyfriend.*

“Hey guys! This is my favorite malewife, boytoy, twink, babygirl.”


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3 years ago

Ahem....

Okay, listen...

The original Girlboss:

Ahem....

And the original malewife:

Ahem....

You're welcome.


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