POV Youre The Subway Bosses But Your Best Friend Keeps Making You Stupid Twin Costumes And Youre Too

POV you’re the subway bosses but your best friend keeps making you stupid twin costumes and you’re too nice to say no

You having trouble remembering which Pokémon the subway masters have? Do you want my bad opinions on who’s Pokémon is who’s? Here. It is for you. They have blank name tags so you can name them all Bob if you want. Go crazy.

According to AO3 the amount of words I have written is...

It’s just- it’s just a little bit off lol.

Anyway next chapter is going to wreck that word count. Already 2,771 words and I am only halfway done with the rough draft

It’s trying...

Warden Ingo: explaining to his adopted feral daughter that she can’t bite people

Akari: 👁👁

Everyone Goes Feral in Hisui coming soon to a fanfiction archive near you (probably lol)

Hi! Would you like a really stupid crack AU? May I present to you: the Bill!Volo AU

After failing to take over gravity falls, Bill roams the multiverse to find some dimension to get wacky in. He stumbles upon the Pokémon universe and this crazy cult dude Volo who reeeeeeaally wants to meet arceus. Turns out desperate people are the easiest type of people to make deals with.

Arceus isn’t going to take this lying down, so they summon someone who knows how to take down Bill to make their pokedex.

Of course since arcues is sooooo fond of separating twins it just sends Dipper.

Dipper precedes to have a very good time filling out the pokedex (even with amnesia) and has an even better time trying to figure out Ingo’s mysterious past.

Mabel obviously will not stand for this brother stealing and enlists the help of her grunkles to get her brother back. Unfortunately, Ford ends up in the past (also with amnesia) while Stan and Mabel end up in modern day Nimbasa (curse you arceus)

Anyway, they two of them meet up with Emmet when they attempt to do stupid illegal things in the subway- and then the three chaotic twins start operation “get our twins back!”