Sandro Botticelli (14451510), Detail Of "Idealised Portrait Of A Lady (Portrait Of Simonetta Vespucci

Sandro Botticelli (1445–1510), detail of "Idealised Portrait of a Lady (Portrait of Simonetta Vespucci as Nymph)"

she is five aples tall!

'The Little Sea Maid' illustrated by Harry Clarke, 1916

Smosh Hunger Game simulator

*insert Amanda doing cannon sound effect*

the fighter

self-portrait as out-fighter, camille rankine 𝚫 bloodshot, julien baker 𝚫 joshua commanding the sun to stand still upon gibeon (joshua 10: 12-14), john martin 𝚫 classical subject of fighting, john hamilton mortimer 𝚫 violence upon the roads, ray smith 𝚫 samson slaying the philistine, after michelangelo (recto); figure of fury, after rosso fiorentino (verso), giovanni battista naldini 𝚫 medea, charles antoine coypel 𝚫 untitiled, jackson pollock 𝚫 relative fiction, julien baker 𝚫 the boxer, simon & garfunkel

"grace chasity is a lesbian," i say into the mic.

the crowd boos. i begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks & commands silence from the room.

"she's right," they say. i look for the owner of the voice. there in the third row stands: me, with an even louder mic