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Always thinking of this random NPMD production photo I found on Pinterest

It just makes me happy

Zoinks Pete! Let’s get out of here!

NPMD would be ten times better if when Steph,Pete and Grace saw Ghost Max for the first time, one of them went " A G-G-G-G-G- GHOST!" and then they ran like scooby doo characters.

but do you see the absolute STINK EYE grace is giving him?!

I’m crying

pete is Uncomfortable

who wants to be the max to my grace

Grace Chasity

grace chasity is the anti-ted: a ramble

so i was rewatching some hatchetfield stuff and i came to. a realization.

grace chasity and ted spankoffski are practically eachother’s exact opposites, and it makes both of their individuals stories so compelling. i wouldn’t exactly say they’re narrative foils, because we never really see them interact in canon, so they’re more almost… parallels.

for example, ted spankoffski proudly accepts the moniker of “horny bastard”, and plays right into it, not hiding his sexual urges. grace chasity’s belief that her sexual urges and fantasies are sinful put her through so much distress that she winds up killing somebody.

on the other hand, ted spankoffski is ultimately very concerned by murder and violence. grace thinks nothing of it, even going as far as to gleefully dismember a body and hide it under floorboards. queen!

grace valued her chastity most of all, but she gave it up to save her friends and ultimately the world. ted, however, thoroughly enjoys sleeping around and being a total sleazeball, but was willing to give it up for another chance with jenny (although he did try to use these sleazeball ways to help him achieve that goal)

the most important comparison is something that isn’t Entirely canon but i feel as though is Implied. i believe that in every timeline, ted spankoffski will die. i also believe that in every timeline, grace chasity will kill. again, directly contrasting eachother, but in a much more drastic way. there are many other parallels between the two i just can’t think of specifics rn

additionally, in the nerdy prudes must die timeline, grace goes on a murderous rampage against all “dirty dudes”, fuelled by the lords in black. and what is theodore spankoffski if not the dirtiest dude of all? there’s no way he’s making it out of that.

i think that the only time grace and ted’s paths will ever notably cross in any timeline is when grace kills ted. this thought is made even More Impactful when you consider grace’s kind-of-friendship with Pete.

ok that’s all thank u guys for coming to my TED talk (hahahahahahaha get it get it get it g)

Ok so theory. Grace chastity is aro but allosexual. She never says anything about liking Max and in her song she sings "I don't care about you" but still finds him immensely hot.

She has no romantic interest in any of the men (which in this case is two) that are interested in her. For Max even if he wanted to have sex with Grace, he still asks her for a cuddle afterwards which kinda proves that he has more than a sexual interest in her. And for the second man shes the one that asks for a kiss and discards him right after she gets what she wants. Even though she says it was disgusting it's most likely her blaming her own problems on others and/or being in denial. I won't go into this now but it's shown in other parts of the musical.

Furthermore in nightmare time 2. When her friend asks if they could be more than friends she remains completely oblivious. I should also note she hasn't gone unhinged in nt2. Her unhingedness was caused by Max making outright sexual comments about her which causes her to have her first sexual thought ever. While in nt2 her friend was being more low-key and tried playing on the romantic aspect more.

I really like how they handled her honestly. The cliche thing that happens to characters similar to Grace is that their interested only in romance which sometimes is taken advantage of by their love interests (talking about some of the weird novels I've seen I'm not sure if this is a super common thing) but I'm just glad we got a character who isn't just aroace but is aro. It's either aroace or fully allo. Here's hoping this doesn't get ruined in future hachetfield projects.

Head Cannon for a NPMD AU.

Max survives, and during a lengthy stay in the hospital Grace spends an awful lot of time proselytizing to him. After he recovers, with a limp dt damage from the injuries, he begins a whole new life. Gets baptized at Grace's church, and even applies to Grace's Bible College. The two marry quickly their freshmen year to no one's surprise.

Problem is, Max hasn't changed. All those months Grace slowly revealed how horrible of a person she is and was raised to be. Max sees the light of how he can continue to control and bully people after hig h school. Hell, these people would pay him to do it! Grace is still turned on by his violence and power. Together they start a megachurch and have six horrible children.

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Guys,,,, i posted fanfiction for the first time in 7 years,,, it’s a self insert/reader thing because I am cringe but I am free. Fellow Richie enjoyers should check it out. I already have chapter 2 and 3 written out I just need to edit them and figure out where I want the story to go lol.

okay this is it, the fifth and final quote post for u losers

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local richie writer ignores him for an entire chapter

finally!!!! it is here!!!!!!! I don’t know how I managed to write 10k words in 4 chapters do not ask me. any thoughts on next chapter being another Richie pov? they’re a lot easier to write but I feel like they might b boring to read? Idk.

I found a little caterpillar in my lettuce today shes my friend now. In other news chapter 5 is here

I've been watching Starkid's musicals, and I am genuinely confused with Grace Chasity (from "Nerdy Prudes Must Die" musical); like if she's such a good and innocent Christian(please correct me if I'm wrong) girl, how the HELL does she know how to dispose a DEAD BODY AND knows - probably - how people make c0c@!n3 (or is it cr@ck, bc i forgot)?? I don't really get it. Though, Starkid's musicals are AMAZING AS HELL!!1!!1!1! I'm rn watching Black Friday and Firebringer, kinda.

If you were to tell me that while watching nerdy prudes must die, I would start hearing a Christian having sex with a ghost after I nearly saw a girl kill her crush just to save the world? I would believe you, why? Because it's fucking starkid