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Listen I Know Imperium!Lasko Is A Bitch And Hes Manipulating Freelancer But I Seriously Cant Handle When

Listen I know Imperium!Lasko is a bitch and he’s manipulating Freelancer but I seriously can’t handle when he calls them “dear” or “my dear”- I’M LOSING MY MIND.

Yes he’s evil but he’s kinda hot.

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2 years ago

Lasko with a shifter listener….HEAR ME OUT:

Lasko meets them through the Shaw pack (specifically Milo and Sweetheart) he gets invited to a pack party and meets a particularly attractive shifter

I’d imagine he’d be with someone a little like Gavin- in that they’d relentlessly flirt with him.

LIKE IMAGINE LASKO CUDDLED UP WITH A BIG ASS WOLF WHOS SUPER PROTECTIVE OF HIM

Speaking of which- KODY

They hate Kody, especially how he talks to Lasko; someone they value very highly and absolutely adore. And holy shit they scare him sobad, imagine Kody coming to class the next day with a black eye and broken arm after making fun of Lasko’s stutter.

They take him out on a date and pause- “is it inappropriate to take a professor out on a date where his students frequent? Even after you fu-“ “ITS FINE”

They’re super blunt to say the least.

He either calls them something ironic like: Sugar. Or by their pack Codename (I imagine they have code names for each other during security jobs) THE PACK CALLS THEM BEAR BECAUSE THEY LOOK LIKE A LITERAL BEAR WHEN SHIFTED.

HE CALLS THEM SUGAR BEAR IM A GENIUS (just kinda in my own little world at this point hush)

Bear works for Shaw Security and regularly works out with Ash and Christian (regrettably) it’s mostly just arguing though but that’s just pack for ya.

Lasko owns a bear hoodie

BEAR IS A CLOSETED GENSHIN IMPACT PLAYER AND ENJOYER- venti reminds them of Asher

These two meeting were a pack event within itself, Angel and babe were watching them the entire time Bear and Lasko started talking Just ON THE EDGE OF THEIR SEATS

Bear leaning on the counter and crossing their arms: “a professor, huh? Whaddya teach?” WITH JUST THE MOST INTNSE AND INTERESTED GAZE

Imagine the DAMN crew meeting Bear- HUXLEY THINKS THEYRE SO DOPE and Damien’s just happy his friend found someone.

They carry Lasko around his apartment when he’s sick

Lasko relives stress by burying himself in their coat WHICH IS THICK AND BROWN AND SO FLUFFY

They aren’t the BIGGEST wolf like David is, but they’re about the same size as Asher. THEY ARE SO FUCKING FAST THOUGH MILO HATES IT

They used to fight Darlin for snacks

HUX AND BEAR WORK OUT TOGETHER

Huxley used to DJ for DAMN parties and Bear shared playlists with him

Bear’s aesthetic:

Lasko With A Shifter Listener.HEAR ME OUT:
Lasko With A Shifter Listener.HEAR ME OUT:
Lasko With A Shifter Listener.HEAR ME OUT:
Lasko With A Shifter Listener.HEAR ME OUT:

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2 years ago

Sweetheart wanting to get stronger after Inversion (and especially after taking on the Quinn case) to protect Milo and the rest of the pack- by sparring and training with Ansel. Sweetheart repeatedly pushing themselves each time and Ansel doing his best to keep up- but also making sure they don’t burn themselves out.

SWEETHEART SPARRING WITH ANSEL WHILE SHIFTED AND KICKING HIS ASS +both their packs watching and being impressed by how this mf stealth just knocked a shifter on his ass.


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2 years ago

I need more shifter!honey/guy hc:))))

COMING RIGHT UP!! MORE SHIFTER!HONEY HCS

Honey had always been sort of disconnected from the pack like Darlin was HONEY AND DARLIN WERE FRIENDS- (more hcs below)

Quinn saw Honey as a challenge over overcome, especially after Darlin was out of the picture. He was trying to go through each of the packs strongest members before taking on their Alpha.

I said this once and I’ll say it again HONEY IS FANDOM!DARLIN LITERALLY- I’m trying not to piss off Darlin stans here…………………………. …….but it’s true.

Quinn keeps his distance between Honey and Darlin to scare them, now they have something to lose. HONEY PROTECTING GUY FROM QUINN:

That’s absolutely how Guy found out Honey was a shifter: Quinn had pinned Guy to an alley wall, fangs scraping against his neck until this large ass wolf tackled him.

Honey is pretty much the exact same size as Asher when shifted, their fur is a mix of dark brown and light blonde LIKE ITS SO PRETTY FOR NO REASON. Their eyes are a pale yellow- LIKE HONEY

They work at the same office as Aaron and Ollie, Honey wears tight white or black button downs and loose dress pants to work and it is HOT. Like they work around all these unempowered humans, a mf shifter just loving being around these idiots. Aaron and Honey are the same fucking person everyone shut up.

Honey is super reserved even towards Guy because they’re afraid of getting too close to someone, especially considering their attachment to Quinn.

If Quinn ever hurt Guy Honey would break up with him. Honey is absolutely the type to disconnect from someone entirely to protect them.

Honey and Darlin used to go to TONS of concerts together with Gabe, specifically hard rock- Gabe’s favorite. Darlin and Honey in a mosh pit….

Honey and Christian HATE each other they absolutely do NOT get along.

-Honey and Darlin had a fight after both getting attacked by Quinn and Darlin threatened to use Guy as bait and Honey almost killed them- like I’m fr David and Ash had to break them apart.

-Honey was having an AWFUL day when they met Guy- like in their oddly fancy dress clothes at a pizza place when Guy was manning the front counter. He was super flustered looking at them when they put in their order (ordered for their branch).

…..He put his number on the pizza box…. Honey was checking if their order was right while sitting in the car and noticed.

Marie taught Honey healing magic after a fight with Darlin.

Honey still hasn’t reached out to the pack even after meeting Guy and getting in a comfortable position in their relationship, but Marie texts them to check in every now and then. Pack mama misses them fr

Honey wears a letterman all the time and collects patches that include: Shaw Security, a lil pizza patch on the arm, tiny wolves scattered throughout the jacket, their favorite bands and TV shows.

Honey LOVES reading, Guy will lie down on their lap while they read, or at least lean on their shoulder and try not to act like he isn’t bored out of his mind.

Guy hates silence so much, he always needs to fill the noise- it kind of comforts Honey sometimes though- they need to know that he’s there and alright.

Honey gets frequent nightmares from encounters with Quinn and has never told Guy- or at least he hasn’t noticed yet.

Honey misses Guy SO MUCH every time he’s at work, especially when he does frequent overtime. They act like they were doing something else- which they were/ but it was mainly to distract themselves from missing Guy. When he’s home and gets on the couch next to them, they’re all over him.

UGHHHH THEY JUST CLING TO HIM AND ACT LIKE JT WAS JUST BECAUSE THEY WERE TIRED OR IT LOOKED LIKE HE NEEDED A HUG.

Honey is def touch starved, and afraid to ask for affection. Their pride gets in the way.

THEYRE EARLY AUDIOS DAVID SHAW

Honey and Asher are siblings….their dad was super hard on the both of them.


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2 years ago

Angel is almost constantly on David’s lap (he has nice thighs and Angel makes sure he knows). They repeatedly ask him to let them sit on his lap during pack meetings and he always says no- so Angel is all grumpy and annoyed the whole meeting. AND ONE TIME HE FINALLY CAVED AND LET THEM SIT ON THE ALPHA THRONE OF ALL THRONES: David’s thick ass thighs. Ugh I swear Angel was just sporting the most shit eating grin in that meeting room.

Angel could be on David’s lap, back to his chest- and you’d still be able to perfectly see and hear David. DAVEY IS A BIG BOY ALR?? + Asher cackling like a maniac vs Sweetheart who’s crying trying to keep it together.


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2 years ago

David gets flustered from watching Angel hold babies. SAME SHIT WITH MILO AND SWEETHEART- they’re super good with kids but will never admit it. Marie was just covering her mouth and giggling at Sweetheart’s feather-soft smile as Milo held a pack members baby. (Milo and David have baby fever shhhh)


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