*me When Any Of The Redacted Boys* I Need To Be Put Down.

*me when any of the Redacted boys* I need to be put down.

also: read the tags, I dare you

THE WAY DAVID KISSES ANGEL AWAKE IM SOBBING HES SO SWEET

WHAT IF SOME VAMPIRE BITES CONTAINED VENOM??? Like what if those large ass fangs store poisonous magic that could literally kill someone depending on how much they use.

-THE VENOM IS USED AS A TORTURE METHOD- and it can physically show it spreading throughout the veins in a persons neck (or wherever they were bit)- the veins turning a dark purple or even black depending on how much venom was used.

Now imagine Quinn using a little bit of this venom on Darlin just to watch them collapse and writhe in pain below him, smiling and teasing them on how ridiculous they looked. OR -Alexis biting Sweetheart (I hc that cannon Alexis works with Quinn) keeping them on the verge of death from the amount of venom used, and leaving their shivering whimpering form for the pack to find- preferably Milo <3.

So I was rewatching Guy’s videos- or rather, what’s left of them- and stumbled across this comment:

LIKE IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE- it’s not exactly an enemies to lovers, it’s more roommates who annoy one another but that turns to intense flirting over time without either one realizing it.

These two were just trying to have a cheaper rent with someone the other didn’t have to associate with too often- or at least that was what Honey was aiming for. Guy wanted to split the rent with someone- yes, but he also hoped to gain a good friend in the process.

Guy……annoyed the absolute hell out of Honey. He always played his videogames too loud, left his clothes on the floor, or was overdue on his half of the chores. Their patience could only be stretched so thin before it snapped in two.

They’re complete opposites, but they’ll have to admit he’s pretty sweet for such an annoying ray of sunshine. UGH AND THE FLIRTING GOD THE FLIRTING- they’re so competitive- playing videogames and whoever lost had to pay for dinner or do the last of the chores.

PLAYFIGHTINGGGGG ‼️‼️

The tension is STRONGGGGGGG and these two don’t notice a damn thing besides the warmth building within their chests.

And oh my god inviting friends over they get so much worse, everyone else is trying so hard not to point out the obvious tensions between the two.

But becoming decent friends doesn’t change the fact that he pushes each and every one of their buttons. And once Guy notices how much he got under Honey’s skin- that just made it all the more fun to keep going, and to see how long they’d last before they broke.

Honey leaning on the doorframe after a shower, hair damp and shirt discarded in their bedroom. The only cloth adorning their skin included the sweatpants wrapped loosely around their legs.

Guy resided openly on the couch, a controller in hand, and old dishes left to rest on the coffee table beside his legs. Honey groaned and slid a hand down their face, signaling Guy’s attention from across the room. “Those were there last night, Guy. Ever plan on picking those up? I plan to use that table tomorrow morning when I eat breakfast.”

“It was a long shift, I’ll get them later.” “Ah, I call bullshit, that’s what you said last night.” “So?” “Ugh you’re so fucking gross.” It’s only when Honey crosses the living room floor that Guy notices that they are without a shirt. Honey quirks a brow when Guy hurriedly tears his face away from their line of sight.

THEM JUST TEASING THE HELL OUT OF HIM FOR BEING ALL FLUSTERED- using his habits to degrade him he kinda likes it tho.

Okay yeah I had a lil mini fic tangent I love this idea sm

HONEY LOOMING OVER HIM AND SMILING DOWN AT HIM. “Are you..? Are you blushing??”

Guy leaving things out just to piss honey off

ANGRY MAKE OUTS

Ugh he loves when Honey gets rough and demanding- he secretly thinks it’s super hot when they’re all bossy and stern.

Honey loses it when Guy ends up being what they think about all the time. They once caught themselves just smiling to themselves thinking about how Guy smiled at them the other day. “…🙂………😊………😐………😳…….shit”.

William Solaire having a ‘consort’ who’s an absolute menace of a human. Imagine this centuries old vampire falling in love with a human who has the worst self-care habits known to man but he’s head-over-heels regardless.

They work the blood-drives for the clan, which is oddly professional of them considering their cocky personality. They organize the donations, and schedule the deliveries- all that important shit. Since the Solaire Clan is their biggest client, they’re spending quite a lot of time over there working out the details with William.

….Just hear me out for a second

They dress super professionally every time they visit Wonderworld, using knock off scents from dollar stores, and thrifted loose-fitting button downs with tight dress pants. -Bonus points if they’ve got either a black or deep red corset over a button down. Clacking dress shoes shuffling down a narrow hallway to a break room for some water + Will watching them leave.

Their whole vibe is: dumbass who’s only a dumbass on the inside but is super professional and intimidating on the outside x an old ass vampire who’s the leader of the most important clan in Dahlia- but is also just as much of a dumbass.

I’m trying to think of a name for them: like how the listeners have specific and fitting petnames- I’m thinking of Chief/Dear (Dearie/dearest)

Chief is more sarcastic or followed by a salute of some sort from William, but Dear is more sincere and romantic.

Dear works for an important branch of the department, and used to partner with Ansel and Sweetheart before strengthening the blood-drive aspect of the donations that were lacking in organization at the time. The worked their way past Jett, branching off as manager for the company. They outwardly hate how Jett runs things, they absolutely aren’t afraid to speak out about that. They literally could care less about anyone else’s feelings on the matter, all they care about it getting their job done.

Dear will admit that working with William definitely takes the edge off of working in a position such as theirs. And seeing how calmly he handles his position as king begins their admiration of the old blood.

Then Dear got involved with Quinn-

THEYRE DARLINS UNEMPOWERED FRIEND WHO GOT ATTACKED BY QUINN‼️

That’s how Dears magic manifested (much like Lovely)- they’re a gravitational energetic. (Unless you wanna change shit around that’s totally chill I’m just having fun with this)

William is more than aware of their situation, but often avoids talking about it to keep professional despite his every inkling to do the opposite. He’s blunt, but respectful.

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William and Dear going over paperwork for scheduling the next delivery when their fingers brush as they pass the pen back and forth

Mmmmmm Dear having a bunch of scars from Quinn’s attack and William brushing his thumb over the ones on their hands.

Sam thinks they’re the best thing to happen to the clan and isn’t afraid to give Dear credit where credit is due.

William and Dear staying after-hours together just drinking and joking about work. Dear sipping whiskey and talking shit about Jett, William drinking blood from a glass and gloating about Vincent. GETTING DRUNK AND MAKING OUT.

Dear apologizing through kisses and talking about how wrong this is but never stops. His hands on their waist, guiding them closer as he presses gentle, hungry kisses to their neck. (which leave lil red lip-prints because of the blood he just had) LIKE THEY ARE ABSOLUTELY GRIPPING ONE ANOTHER

Running into shit, knocking stuff over, unbuttoning shirts to feel each other’s skin. “We shouldn’t be doing this,” “I know” *kissing* “we’re business partners- Will.” “I know” *kissing harder*

HE LOSES HIS MIND EVERY TIME THEY CALL HIM WILL IT JUST HITS DIFFERENT WHEN ITS THEM

Ugh and avoiding each other afterwards, THE CHASE UGHHH THE TENSION MUAH THE FORBIDDENNESS CHEFS KISS MUAH MUAH- THE MUTUAL PINING

- Oh yeah the clan has seen how they act around one another and yes everyone knows and yes everyone is impatient. They have “just fuck already” energy and Fred isn’t afraid to say so.

- Lovely thinks it’s incredibly charming how gentle William is with Dear, and how intimidating the two look side-by-side. AND THEY LOOK LIKE ABSOLUTE FUCKING TYRANTS WHEN THEY DO.

Dear suffers from resting bitch face, William is intimidating and knows it so he sports a quiet lil smile while in public or around the clan.

William hosting a clan ball and inviting Dear and the entirety of their branch. WILLIAM AND DEAR DANCING TOGETHER- they waltz and it is truly the most captivating dance the clans ever seen like the whole fucking floor clears:

The intensity in their stare as they glide across the ballroom floor, how they never once look away from each other. William is smirking a little but Dear is just stone-faced. They’re so lost in Williams piercing silver gaze, and the feelings for the vampire king that they never wanted. In their head it feels so wrong, their body is begging them to get off the floor- but their heart is simply aflame as he holds them gently and stares into their eyes.

Dear is absolutely hypnotized by this man, that they just let him guide them wherever he wanted. The song could play for eternity, and their heart wouldn’t miss a single beat.

……isn’t it though? LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND TELL ME IM WRONG BECAUSE YOU’D BE FUCKING LYING

ahem

credits to this mf @blutomindpretzel