Redacted Gavin - Tumblr Posts

This 100% has nothing to do with the one shot I'm writing. Absolutely nothing.

No, I'm not spending an hour to make a fake Redacted thumbnail to promote my fic, why would I do that?

[Here's a little sneak peek:

"Since the first time we spoke, I knew you were special to me. I knew I wanted to be with you in whatever way possible. I never thought this way would be among those possibilities in a million years, but I still ask of you (...)"]

Audio RP | Realizing How Much You Love Your Incubus Boyfriend [M4A]

Would you look at that, I actually finished a fic for the first time in too long and made something to promote it with! I'll admit I'm kinda proud u-u

You can read "It's My Favorite," a fluffy Gavin/Freelancer one shot ->here<-

Also, this is the second time I made this post because the first time I somehow fucked up the link even though I straight up just copied it from Ao3? So please tell me if the link sends you somewhere that isn't the fic described above. Anyway, I was originally going to go to sleep now, but seeing how this is apparently a thing, I will not be able to get a moment of rest tonight. So yea. I'll be here to respond to anything and everything you have to say all night long.

[The barcode reads "Marriage-Fluff" in case you were curious]

Damien if Gavin were the one in charge of the turkey for friendsgiving

I had a dream about a new Gavin audio last night and when I woke up I considered making a post about it. But as I was typing that shit out I realized that my dream was basically just Lovely's story for Vincent's first few audios but with Freelancer and Gavin (and Lasko almost killing everyone but that's a minor detail). So I stopped writing and went back to sleep.

(I mean Damien and Huxley were there too and I'm pretty sure that after Lasko almost suffocated him they beat the shit out of the vampire dude who kidnapped Freelancer but that's pretty much one of the only real differences here)

I found a ☆sexual identity generator☆ and am having too much fun with it so here we have:

Asher

Huxley

Sweetheart

Monarch Baz

Aaron

Nick

Xavier

Sam (based on a headcanon I have please ask about it I love my novelist vampire cowboy husband)

Lasko

Gavin

Guys I have just had a vision passed to me by your deity of choice

Gavin is a Babymetal fan.

crying at the fact that dear is a PROFESSOR and DOESNT KNOW IF DEMONS CAN EAT????

Something possessed me on the car ride back home from therapy so here's the Redacted characters playing fuck marry kill with the lyrics of this song

"An army of Furbies that won't stop chanting the Lord's prayer

A can of rigatoni on the street

Going over to a friend's house for a sleepover for the first time, and their dad wants them to pop a cyst on his back, but they're really squeamish and faint, but he's in a lot of pain so you have to do it"

•Asher would marry the Furbies, fuck the can of rigatoni and kill that last situation because he would also be squeamish and faint and he'd rather kill a guy to avoid that.

•Guy, knowing better than Ash, would kill the Furbies, fuck the rigatoni and marry the dad situation because "who knows maybe he'll die soon and I'll inherit all his money... Honey what do you mean 'he's not that kind of daddy'?"

•Vega would fuck the Furbies, kill the rigatoni, and he just makes a very confused and slightly disgusted face at you when you describe the last scenario before walking off and never speaking to you again.

•Elliott kills the Furbies, marries the rigatoni (I honestly don't know why it just feels like an Elliott thing to do), and fucks the dad despite all the horror going on.

•David refused to answer any of these and just walked out of the room.

•Sam would kill the Furbies because "I swear to god, Darlin', I had one of 'em as a kid and it tried to kill me," marry the rigatoni and fuck the dad situation.

•Gavin would marry the Furbies ("my little underlings" (his words not mine)), fuck the can of rigatoni, and kill the dad because "ew."

•[Damien disapproves]

"I feel like a ghost when I am laying in your bed

Because all my dreams are scary ones

Can I have yours instead?"

This is very Seer Obscura/Bright Eyes/Darlin'/Warden but also very Gavin/Vincent(/Avior) -coded to me and I will not accept criticism

Yk how d(a)emons don't have to have organs and all that junk? That got me thinking about what they might be made of underneath their skin so

•Warden is made of chalk

•Avior is made of styrofoam

•Gavin is actually made of flesh

•Vega used to be made of flesh but changed it to metal over the decades

•Cam is made of fabric

•Caelum is made of paper

•Scorpius is made of gasoline (but it's kinda goopy sometimes for some reason)

•Brachium would be/used to be made of mud (and sticks and leaves)

[Gives gift for no reason other than "I love you"] - Darlin'/David/Asher/Vincent/Gavin/Huxley/Lasko/Doc

"But I didn't do anything to deserve this" - Sam/Angel/Baabe/Lovely/Freelancer/Damien/Lasko's partner/Hush

Caelum: Milk loaf.

Gavin: What?

Caelum: Milk Loaf :D

Gavin: That's a wheel of cheese

I feel like if Asher and Darlin' had tumblr they would have been busy all day today (yesterday?) booping each other until one of the two inevitably fell asleep and lost their boop war

Or, alternatively, Gavin and Damien and Gavin started it just to annoy Damien

Lasko and Gavin when they first met

hello kitty gavin

D.a.m.n crew orders a pizza for game night. What's on the pizza? And how long will it take Guy to split a single (admittedly large) pizza into six parts to get every part the way they wanted it?

(First things first Freelancer is a bland "I'll just take cheese" kinda person and Gavin is like "mh. the gates of hell. absolute pain. yum.")

[Also can you imagine Mr. Lasko "Anxiety" Moore being on the phone to Max's Rustic and having to tell the person on the other end of the line to split one large pizza into six parts? He would die.]

Describing Redacted characters in one sentence or less (brackets don't count) but it gets progressively less comprehensive part two: Fooliverse Edition [for the original post go here]

Guy: Anyone working minimum wage ever

Gavin: An overheating mee-cro-wah-vey

David: UwU but with less attitude

James: Head pats

Anton: Cure for acne

Milo: The reason I will be convicted for murder because oh my god I want to kill this man so badly it's not even healthy anymore (for legal reasons this is a joke) That one anthill in my garden that's been bothering the shit out of me

[Also, because he didn't exist in the first post:

Porter: Sticking the straw into the bottom of the Capri Sun because you're a little freak]

Just had a new idea for fanart based on my new plush

Do with that what you will

Poorly cropped baby I plan to use as reference:

This took forever oh my god T-T

But anyway, here's Gavin and my chef Hello Kitty plush -w-

The story behind this is that Freelancer and Damien were hanging out when they passed some cutesy store neither of them had ever seen before and Freelancer saw the chef Hello Kitty in the shop's windows and they couldn't not get it. The store was gone the next time they went there and Damien is actively going insane over this.

He ended up staying awake to binge one of the five seasons and told Freelancer to tell his professor he was sick so he could sleep the whole day (which, as you might have already assumed, did not work out very well because, yk, demon and all that, but it was worth a try).