I Decorated My Koi Lantern With Gold Markers For A Celestial Theme You Can Get Your Very Own Koi To Customize

I decorated my Koi Lantern with gold markers for a celestial theme 🌙 You can get your very own Koi to customize with a DIY kit on my Kickstarter https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/yuumei/paper-koi-lantern-a-diy-kit

The kit includes pre-cut head ornaments for a full celestial theme  ⭐

I love how Vax and Keyleth have all these cute moments in which they sweetly kiss or hold hands or give each other pep talks.

And then there’s Laura Bailey letting us know at every chance she gets that Vex and Percy are fucking.

Vaxleth getting together: *awkward silences. shy flirting*

Perc’ahlia getting together: Vex *opens the door naked*: Get over here, nerd, we’re having sex.

Drew the party's teifling cleric, Contra. Maponos got a wardrobe change via new scar by the big bad. Also drew his sister, Manala, with a plot relevant cloak that shr got as a birthday present.

the BEST new pokémon in gen 9 btw are these two sanrio reject ass mice that count as one pokemon together

but they they silently evolve from level 25+ into the exact same two mice but now they have 1 or 2 kids with them. literally you open your party to discover that these two mice FUCKED in their pokeball and have now sprung their kid(s) on you

Elliott before getting married: hehe I only pop down to the saloon every once in a while when I can afford a drink or two 😋

Elliott after getting married: my love when (not if) you see me tomorrow at the festival absolutely hammered off my ass on pumpkin ale at least be gentle carrying me home

Random Boyfriend Quotes

Looks up in realization. "Long Johns are just leggings."

"Fuck you Matt Mercer!" (Varies in degrees of frustration) While killing a Cassidy In Overwatch.

"Good-bye, Shepard." While killing a Ashe in Overwatch.

"Big Monkey. Fucking Monkey."

Speaks in Spamton.

"We should get a manatee."

"I'd make so much money as a woman."

"It's cinnamon bun. Not cinnamon roll. I don't care what the internet says, you guys are wrong."

"I see you think that white chocolate is devil semen."

"I am convinced I'm dating a Chupacabra."

"Weird how we feel hunger in our stomach but thirst on our tongue."

"Bitch, because I want Dairy Queen."

"Ramttara and Zenyatta can't be friends because Ramttara is evil and Zen is both Ghadi and MLK."

"That's a lot of Bitches."

"They can try. I'm too powerful now."

"Torrent Knows What To Do."

Any interaction with an NPC. "Guess what? I killed Radhan."

Enters Malenia's boss area (again) "Dormommy, I've come to bargain."

"Do it for Turtle Pope."

"CASTLE KILL THE POPE."

"Why are you suddenly Jerma?"

"I'M THE HAT. YOUR ALL SLYTHERIN."

"It's so fucking hot." - referring to Dune

"Swivel, damn you!"

"Someone call Trauma Team...but not for me!"

"Wake the fuck up Samurai."

"You stole my house"