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why is this so funny lmaoo
why is this so funny lmaoo
jin being jungkookβs hair stylist π
jin being jungkookβs hair stylist π
jin being jungkookβs hair stylist π
Where is my supersuit?!
Bruce Wayne: [Y/N]?
You: What?
Bruce Wayne: Where's my super suit?
You: What?
Bruce Wayne: Where - is - my - super - suit?
You: I, uh, put it away.
*explosions*
Bruce Wayne: Where?
You: Why do you need to know?
Bruce Wayne: I need it!
*Bruce, searching for his suit*
You: Uh-uh! Don't you think about running off doing no daring-do. We've been planning this dinner for two months!
Bruce Wayne: The public is in danger!
You: My evening's in danger!
Bruce Wayne: You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good!
You: 'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get!
Can someone please explain to me what evaporated milk is? Wouldnβt that just be gas by definition? I live in constant fear
I made one of those βif Shadow and Bone was a reality tv showβ things...
I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly
Random Boyfriend Quotes
Looks up in realization. "Long Johns are just leggings."
"Fuck you Matt Mercer!" (Varies in degrees of frustration) While killing a Cassidy In Overwatch.
"Good-bye, Shepard." While killing a Ashe in Overwatch.
"Big Monkey. Fucking Monkey."
Speaks in Spamton.
"We should get a manatee."
"I'd make so much money as a woman."
"It's cinnamon bun. Not cinnamon roll. I don't care what the internet says, you guys are wrong."
"I see you think that white chocolate is devil semen."
"I am convinced I'm dating a Chupacabra."
"Weird how we feel hunger in our stomach but thirst on our tongue."
"Bitch, because I want Dairy Queen."
"Ramttara and Zenyatta can't be friends because Ramttara is evil and Zen is both Ghadi and MLK."
"That's a lot of Bitches."
"They can try. I'm too powerful now."
"Torrent Knows What To Do."
Any interaction with an NPC. "Guess what? I killed Radhan."
Enters Malenia's boss area (again) "Dormommy, I've come to bargain."
"Do it for Turtle Pope."
"CASTLE KILL THE POPE."
"Why are you suddenly Jerma?"
"I'M THE HAT. YOUR ALL SLYTHERIN."
"It's so fucking hot." - referring to Dune
"Swivel, damn you!"
"Someone call Trauma Team...but not for me!"
"Wake the fuck up Samurai."
"You stole my house"
OUCH--
Don't worry, Vulcan will heal him-
Zero meeting vulcan
// Gotta "hand" it to ya' their encounter would be adorable, I imagined it'd go something like this. //
// Thanks for the ask I had a lot of fun drawing your boi! //