YES

YES

I'll leave this riiiiiight here.........

Actually, imagine if Homelander was Cal's fave for another reason too...

Modern Cal and Andre hanging out to just lay on the couch, turn on the TV and start watching "the boys" for ten hours straight nonstop. Butcher would definitely be Andre's fav character and Cal would ALWAYS make fun of his accent just to piss Andre off. Homelander being Cal's fave and whenever he's crybabying or being REALLY weird about milk, Andre would start mimicking and making fun of him too, just to look at Cal, whose covered his face and is physically unable to look at the screen. They would both really enjoy the gore though (that's the reason why Homelander is Cal's fav)

I really want to draw something but I don't know what SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT TO DRAW AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

little comic because i cant get them out of my head 🤞

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING

more freaky caldre headcanons. im begging you. i will give you my life agai.

MORE FREAKY HEADCANONS!

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Don't read if u don't fuck w this shit 🙏

-Cal definitely is into getting choked, cut or tied up

- They would both heavily fw knife play and gun play

- Cal loves teasing, until Andre fucks his brains out

- They both love leaving marks on each other

-One of Cal's fantasies definetly is cutting Andre

- Andre has some mixed feelings about the scars and wounds on Cal's thighs

- They've once filmed themselves on accident, Cal didn't properly turn the camera off

- They physically can't do anything when Mel's in the room

- Their first kiss was when they both were high

- Once they're done, Cal always has the urge to smoke

- Their first time was on one week that Andre's parents went to Germany

- in their play fights, Cal's been turned on more than once

- They've done it in public (a mall's bathroom)

- They get kind of clingy once they're done (also because Cal sometimes feels really bad after doing anything, so Andre's used to always hug him and let him know that it's okay)

KROZSUI I FUCKING LOVE U THANKS FOR ALWAYS REPOSTING MY STUFF 🙏🙏 (again, I'm feeling these are not enough 🦅)

-Cal has a boot kink, Andre has a hair pulling kink